In which a Certain Songster Treats the Company to a Dolorous Ballad Whereby Mr. Irons is Somewhat Moved.

It seemed that Mr. Dangerfield had taken Zekiel Irons’s measure pretty exactly. The clerk had quite made up his mind to take the bold step urged upon him by that gentleman. He was a slow man. When one idea had fairly got into his head there was no room there for another. Cowardly and plotting; but when his cowardice was wrought upon to a certain pitch, he would wax daring and fierce from desperation.

He walked down to the village from the little gate of the Brass Castle, where he had talked with Mr. Dangerfield, appointing eight o’clock next morning for making the deposition; late now for all purposes; but to nail him to a line of vivá voce evidence when he should come to be examined on Charles Nutter’s approaching trial. The whole way along he walked with the piece of silver, which Mr. Paul Dangerfield had given him, griped tight in his crooked fingers, in his breeches’ pocket — no change in his grim and sinister face — no turn of the head — no side glance of the eye — all dark, rigid, and tense.

The mechanism of long habit brought him round the corner to the door of the Salmon House, the ‘public’ facing, but with the length of the street interposing, the Phoenix, whose lights were visible through and under the branches of the village tree. His mind wandered back to the Mills with a shock, and glided stealthily past the Brass Castle without dwelling there, and he looked down the street. Over the bridge at the Elms, lay death in its awful purity. At his left, in the Gray Stone House, was Doctor Sturk — the witness with sealed lips — the victim of Charles Archer’s mysterious prowess; and behind lay the church-yard, and the quiet little church with that vault and nameless coffin. Altogether, the suggestions and associations about him were not cheerful or comfortable. He squeezed the silver — Dangerfield’s little remembrance — with a furious strain, and ground his teeth.

‘I’m like a man surrounded. I wish I was out of it all!’ he muttered, with a care-worn glance.

So he entered the public-house.

There was not much business doing. Three friends, Smithfield dealers, or some such folk, talking loudly over their liquor of prices and prospects; and one fat fellow, by the fire, smoking a pipe, with a large glass of punch at his elbow.

‘Ah, then, Mr. Irons, an’ is it yourself that’s in it? and where in the world wor ye all this time?’ said the landlady.

‘Business, Ma’am, business, Mrs. Molloy.’

‘An’ there’s your chair waitin’ for you beside the fire, Mr. Irons, this month an’ more — a cowld evening — and we all wondherin’ what in the wide world was gone widg ye — this I do’no how long.’

‘Thank ye, Ma’am — a pipe and a glass o’ punch.’

Irons was always a man of few words, and his laconics did not strike Mistress Molloy as anything very strange. So she wiped the little table at his side, and with one foot on the fender, and his elbow on his knee, he smoked leisurely into the fire-place.

To look at his face you would have supposed he was thinking; but it was only that sort of foggy vacuity which goes by the name of ‘a brown study.’ He never thought very clearly or connectedly; and his apathetic reveries, when his mood was gloomy, were furnished forth in a barren and monotonous way, with only two or three frightful figures, and a dismal scenery that seldom shifted.

The three gentlemen at the table called for more liquor, and the stout personage, sitting opposite to Irons, dropped into their talk, having smoked out his pipe, and their conversation became more general and hilarious; but Irons scarce heard it. Curiosity is an idle minx, and a soul laden like the clerk’s has no entertainment for her. But when one of the three gentlemen who sat together — an honest but sad-looking person with a flaxen wig, and a fat, florid face — placing his hand in the breast of his red plush waistcoat, and throwing himself back in his chair, struck up a dismal tune, with a certain character of psalmody in it, the clerk’s ear was charmed for a moment, and he glanced on the singer and sipped some punch; and the ballad, rude and almost rhymeless, which he chanted had an undefined and unpleasant fascination for Irons. It was thus:—

‘A man there was near Ballymooney,

Was guilty of a deed o’ blood,

For thravellin’ alongside iv ould Tim Rooney.

He kilt him in a lonesome wood.

‘He took his purse, and his hat and cravat.

And stole his buckles and his prayer-book, too;

And neck-and-heels, like a cruel savage,

His corpus through the wood he drew.

‘He pult him over to a big bog-hole,

And sunk him undher four-foot o’ wather,

And built him down wid many a thumpin’ stone.

And slipt the bank out on the corpus afther.’

Here the singer made a little pause, and took a great pull at the beer-can, and Irons looked over his shoulder at the minstrel; but his uneasy and malignant glance encountered only the bottom of the vessel; and so he listened for more, which soon came thus:—

‘An’ says he, “Tim Rooney, you’re there, my boy,

Kep’ down in the bog-hole wid the force iv suction,

An’ tisn’t myself you’ll throuble or annoy,

To the best o’ my opinion, to the resurrection.”

‘With that, on he walks to the town o’ Drumgoole,

And sot by the fire in an inn was there;

And sittin’ beside him, says the ghost —“You fool!

’Tis myself’s beside ye, Shamus, everywhere.”’

At this point the clerk stood up, and looked once more at the songster, who was taking a short pull again, with a suspicious, and somewhat angry glance. But the unconscious musician resumed —

‘“Up through the wather your secret rises;

The stones won’t keep it, and it lifts the mould,

An’ it tracks your footsteps, and yoar fun surprises

An’ it sits at the fire beside you black and cowld.

‘“At prayers, at dances, or at wake or hurling;

At fair, or funeral, or where you may;

At your going out, and at your returning,

’Tis I’ll be with you to your dying day.”’

‘Is there much more o’ that?’ demanded Irons, rather savagely.

The thirsty gentleman in the red plush waistcoat was once more, as he termed it, ‘wetting his whistle;’ but one of his comrades responded tartly enough —

‘I’d like there was — an’ if you mislike it, neighbour, there’s the door.’

If he expected a quarrel, however, it did not come; and he saw by Irons’s wandering eye, fierce as it looked, that his thoughts for the moment were elsewhere. And just then the songster, having wiped his mouth in his coat-sleeve, started afresh in these terms —

‘“You’ll walk the world with a dreadful knowledge,

And a heavy heart and a frowning brow;

And thinking deeper than a man in college,

Your eye will deaden, and your back will bow.

‘“And when the pariod iv your life is over,

The frightful hour of judgment then will be;

And, Shamus Hanlon, heavy on your shoulder,

I’ll lay my cowld hand, and you’ll go wid me.”’

This awful ditty died away in the prolonged drone which still finds favour in the ears of our Irish rustic musicians, and the company now began to talk of congenial themes, murders, ghosts, and retributions, and the horrid tune went dismally booming on in Mr. Irons’s ear.

Trifling,............