THIS expected guest arrived early. Camilla received her with the only sensation of pleasure she had experienced at Tunbridge. Yet what she excited seemed still stronger: the fair stranger besought her friendship as a solace to her existence, and hung upon her as upon a treasure long lost, and dearly recovered. Camilla soon caught the infection of her softness, and felt a similar desire to cultivate her regard. She found her beauty attractive, her voice melodious, and her manners bewitchingly caressing.

Fearing, nevertheless, while yet in ignorance of her connexions, to provoke further ridicule from Mrs. Arlbery by going abroad with her, she proposed deferring to return her visit till another day: the lady consented, and they spent together two hours, which each thought had been but two minutes, when Mrs. Arlbery summoned Camilla to a walk.

The fair unknown then took leave, saying her servant was in waiting; and Camilla and Mrs. Arlbery went to the bookseller’s .

Here, that lady was soon joined by Lord O’Lerney and General Kinsale, who were warm admirers of her vivacity and observations. Mr. Dennel took up the Daily Advertiser; his daughter stationed herself at the door to see the walkers upon the Pantiles; Sir Theophilus Jarard, under colour of looking at a popular pamphlet, was indulging in a nap in a corner; Lord Newford, noticing nothing, except his own figure as he past a mirrour, was shuffling loud about the floor, which was not much embellished by the scraping of his boots; and Sir Sedley Clarendel, lounging upon a chair in the middle of the shop, sat eating bon bons.

Mrs. Arlbery, for some time, confined her talents to general remarks: but finding these failed to move a muscle in the face of Sir Sedley, at whom they were directed, she suddenly exclaimed: ‘Pray, lady, my Lord O’Lerney,do you know any thing of Sir Sedley Clarendel?’

‘Not so much,’ answered his Lordship, ‘as I could wish; but I hope to improve my acquaintance with him.’

‘Why then, my lord, I am much afraid you will conclude, when you see him in one of those reveries, from the total vacancy of his air, that he is thinking of nothing. But pray permit me to take his part. Those apparent cogitations, to which he is so much addicted, are moments only of pretended torpor, but of real torment, devoted, not as they appear, to supine insipidity, but to painful secret labour how next he may call himself into notice. Nevertheless, my lord, don’t let what I have said hurt him in your opinion; he is quaint, to be sure, but there’s no harm in him. He lives in my neighbourhood; and, I assure your lordship, he is, upon the whole, what may be called a very good sort of man.’

Here she yawned violently; and Sir Sedley, unable to maintain his position, twice crossed his legs, and then arose and took up a book: while Lord Newford burst into so loud a laugh, that he awakened Sir Theophilus Jarard, by echoing, ‘A good sort of man! O poor Clary!... O hang it!... O curse it!... poor Clary!’

‘What’s the matter with Clary?’ cried Sir Theophilus, rubbing his eyes; ‘I have been boring myself with this pamphlet, till I hardly know whether I am awake or asleep.’

‘Why, he’s a good sort of man!’ replied Lord Newford.

Sir Sedley, though he expected, and even hoped for some pointed strictures, and could have defied even abuse, could not stand this mortifying praise; and, asking for the subscription books, which, already, he had twice examined, said: ‘Is there any body here one knows?’

‘O, ay, have you any names?’ cried Lord Newford, seizing them first; and with some right, as they were the only books in the shop he ever read.

‘Come, I’ll be generous,’ said Mrs. Arlbery, ‘and add another signature against your lordship’s next lecture.’

She then wrote her name, and threw down half-a-guinea. Camilla, to whom the book was next presented, concluded this the established custom, and, from mere timidity, did the same; though somewhat disturbed to leave herself no more gold than she gave. Miss Dennel followed; but her father, who said he did not come to Tunbridge to read, which he could do at home, positively refused to subscribe.

Sir Theophilus now, turning, or rather, tossing over the leaves, cried: ‘I see no name here one knows any thing of, but Lady Alithea Selmore.’

‘Why, there’s nobody else here,’ said Lord Newford, ‘not a soul!’

Almost every body present bowed; but wholly indifferent to reproof, he again whistled, again stroamed up and down the room, and again took a bold and full survey of himself in the looking-glass.

‘On the contrary,’ cried Sir Sedley, ‘I hear there is a most extraordinary fine creature lately arrived, who is invincible to a degree.’

‘O that’s Mrs. Berlinton;’ said Sir Theophilus; ‘yes, she’s a pretty little thing.’

‘She’s very beautiful indeed,’ said Lord O’Lerney.

‘Where can one see her?’ cried Mrs. Arlbery.

‘If she is not at the Rooms to-night,’ said Sir Sedley, ‘I shall be stupified to petrifaction. They tell me she is a marvel of the first water; turning all heads by her beauty, winning all hearts by her sweetness, fascinating all attention by her talents, and setting all fashions by her elegance.’

‘This paragon,’ cried Mrs. Arlbery, to Camilla, ‘can be no other than your mysterious fair. The description just suits your own.’

‘But my fair mysterious,’ said Camilla, ‘is of a disposition the most retired, and seems so young, I don’t at all think her married.’

‘This divinity,’ said Sir Sedley, ‘for the blessing of everyone, yet

Lord of Himself, uncumber’d by a Wife, [Dryden]

is safely noosed; and amongst her attributes are two others cruel to desperation; she excited every hope by a sposo properly detestable-yet gives birth to despair, by a coldness the most shivering.’

‘And what,’ said Mrs. Arlbery, ‘is this Lady Alithea Selmore?’

‘Lady Alithea Selmore,’ drily, but with a smile, answered General Kinsale.

‘Nay, nay, that’s not to be mentioned irreverently,’ returned Mrs. Arlbery; ‘a title goes for a vast deal, where there is nothing else; and, where there is something, doubles its value.’

Mr. Dennel, saying he found, by the newspaper, a house was to be sold upon Mount Ephraim, which promised to be a pretty good bargain, proposed walking thither, to examine what sort of condition it was in.

Lord O’Lerney inquired if Camilla had yet seen Mount Ephraim. No, she answered; and a general party was made for an airing. Sir Sedley ordered his phaeton; Mrs. Arlbery drove Camilla in her’s ; Miss Dennel walked with her father; and the rest of the gentlemen went on horseback.
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Arrived at Mount Ephraim, they all agreed to alight, and enjoy the view and pure air of the hill, while Mr. Dennel visited the house. But, just as Mrs. Arlbery had descended from the phaeton, her horses, taking fright at some object that suddenly struck them, reared up, in a manner alarming to the spectators, and still more terrific to Camilla, in whose hands Mrs. Arlbery had left the reins: and the servant, who stood at the horses’ heads, received a kick that laid him flat on the ground.

‘O, jump out! jump out!’ cried Miss Dennel, ‘or else you’ll be murdered!’

‘No! no! keep your seat, and hold the reins!’ cried Mrs. Arlbery: ‘For heaven’s sake, don’t jump out–’

Camilla, mentally giddy, but personally courageous, was sufficiently mistress of herself to obey the last injunction, though with infinite labour, difficulty, and terror, the horses plunging and flouncing incessantly.

‘Don’t you think she’ll be killed?’ cried Lord Newford, dismounting, lest his own horse should also take fright.

‘Do you think one could help her?’ said Sir Theophilus Jarard, steadily holding the bridle of his mare from the same apprehension.

Lord O’Lerney was already on foot to afford her assistance, when the horses, suddenly turning round, gave to the beholders the dreadful menace of going down the steep declivity ............