I  
 
Within the next seven days Mr. Prohack had reason to lose confidence in himself as an expert in human nature. "After all," he reflected, "I must have been a very simple-minded man to have thought that I thoroughly¹ understood another human being. Every human being is infinite, and will beat your understanding in the end."
 
The reference of course was to his wife. Since the automobile² accident she had become another person and a more complex person. The climax³, or what seemed to be the climax, came one cold morning when she and Mr. Prohack and Sissie and Dr. Veiga were sitting together in the little boudoir beyond the bedroom. They were packed in there because Eve (otherwise Marian) had taken a fancy to the sofa.
 
Eve was relating to the admired and trusted doctor all her peculiar⁴ mental and moral symptoms. She was saying that she could no longer manage the house, could not concentrate her mind on anything, could not refrain from strange caprices, could not remain calm, could not keep her temper, and was the worst conceivable wife for such a paragon⁵ as Arthur Prohack. Her daughter alone had saved the household organism from a catastrophe⁶; her daughter Sissie—
 
"Come here, Sissie!"
 
Sissie obeyed the call and was suddenly embraced by her mother with deep tenderness. This in front of the doctor! Still more curious was the fact that Sissie, of late her mother's frigid⁷ critic, came forward and responded to the embrace almost effusively⁸. The spectacle was really touching⁹. It touched Mr. Prohack, who yet felt as if the floor had yielded under his feet and he was falling into the Tube railway underground. Indeed Mr. Prohack had never had such sensations as drew and quartered him then.
 
"Well," said Dr. Veiga to Mrs. Prohack in his philosophical-realistic manner, "I've been marking time for a week. I shall now proceed to put you right. You can't sleep. You will sleep to-night—I shall send you something. I suppose it isn't your fault that you've been taking the digestive tonic¹⁰ I sent you last thing at night under the impression that it was a sedative¹¹, in spite of the label. But it is regrettable. As for your headaches, I will provide a pleasing potion. As for this sad lack of application, don't attempt application. As for your strange caprices, indulge them. One thing is essential. You must go away to the sea. You must go to Frinton-on-Sea. It is an easy journey. There is a Pullman car on the morning train, and the air is unrivalled for your—shall I say?—idiosyncrasy."
 
"Yes, darling mother," said Sissie. "You must go away, and father and I will take you."
 
"Of course!" confirmed Mr. Prohack, with an imitation of pettishness¹², as though he had been steadily¹³ advocating a change of scene for days past; but he had done nothing of the kind.
 
"Oh!" Eve cried piteously, "that's the one thing I can't do!"
 
Dr. Veiga laughed. "Afraid of the expense, I suppose?"
 
"No," Eve answered with seriousness. "My husband has just made a very fortunate investment, which means a profit of at least a hundred thousand pounds—like that!" She snapped her fingers and laughed lightly.
 
Here was another point to puzzle an expert in human nature. Instead of being extremely incredulous and apprehensive¹⁴ about the vast speculation¹⁵ with Sir Paul, Eve had in truth accepted it for a gold-mine. She did not assume satisfaction; she really was satisfied. Her satisfaction was absurd, and nothing that Mr. Prohack could say would diminish it. She had already begun to spend the financial results of the speculation with enormous verve. For instance, she had hired another Eagle to take the place of the wounded Eagle, without uttering a word to her husband of what she had done. Mr. Prohack could see the dregs of his bank-balance; and in a dream he had had glimpses of a sinister¹⁶ edifice¹⁷ at the bottom of a steep slope, the building being the Bankruptcy¹⁸ Court.
 
"Is it a railway strike you're afraid of?" demanded Dr. Veiga cruelly.
 
And Eve replied with sweetness:
 
"I can't leave London until my son Charlie comes back from Glasgow, and he's written me to say he'll be here next week."
 
A first-rate example, this, of her new secretiveness! She had said absolutely nothing to Mr. Prohack about a letter from Charlie.
 
"When did you hear that?" Mr. Prohack might well have asked; but he was too loyal to her to betray her secretiveness by such a question. He did not wish the Portuguese¹⁹ quack²⁰ to know that he, the husband, was kept in the dark about anything whatever. He had his ridiculous dignity, had Mr. Prohack, and all his motives²² were mixed motives. Not a perfectly²³ pure motive²¹ in the whole of his volitional²⁴ existence!
 
However, Sissie put the question in her young blundering way. "Oh, mother dear! You never told us!"
 
"I received the letter the day before yesterday," Eve continued gravely. "And Charlie is certainly not coming home to find me away."
 
For two entire days she had had the important letter and had concealed²⁵ it. Mr. Prohack was disturbed.
 
"Very well," Dr. Veiga concurred²⁶. "It doesn't really matter whether you go to Frinton now or next month, or even next year but one. You're a powerful woman and you'll last a long time yet, especially if you don't worry. I won't call for about a week, and if you'd like to consult another doctor, do." He smiled on her in an avuncular²⁷ manner, and rose.
 
Whereupon Mr. Prohack also jumped up.
 
"I'm not worrying," she protested, with a sweet, pathetic answering smile. "Yes, I am. Yes, I am. I'm worrying because I know I'm worrying my poor husband." She went quickly to her poor husband and kissed him lavishly²⁸. Eve was an artist in kissing, and never a greater artist than at that moment. And now Mr. Prohack, though still to the physical eye a single individual, became two Mr. Prohacks. There was the Mr. Prohack who strongly deprecated this departure from the emotional reserve which is one of the leading and sublimest²⁹ characteristics of the British governing-class. And there was the Mr. Prohack, all nerves and heart and humanity, who profoundly enjoyed the demonstration³⁰ of a woman's affection, disordered and against the rules though the demonstration might be. The first Mr. Prohack blushed and hated himself for blushing. The second was quite simply enraptured³¹ and didn't care who knew it.
 
"Dr. Veiga," Eve appealed, clinging to Mr. Prohack's coat. "It is my husband who needs looking after. He is not making any progress, and it is my fault. And let me tell you that you've been neglecting him for me."
 
She was a dramatic figure of altruism³², of the everlasting³³ sacrificial feminine. She was quite possibly absurd, but beyond doubt she was magnificent. Mr. Prohack felt ashamed of himself, and the more ashamed because he considered that he was in quite tolerable health.
 
"Mother," murmured Sissie, with a sweetness of which Mr. Prohack had imagined her to be utterly³⁴ incapable³⁵. "Come and sit down."
 
And Eve, guided by her daughter, the callous³⁶, home-deserting dancing-mistress, came and sat down.
 
 
 
II
 
 
"My dear sir," said Dr. Veiga. "There is nothing at all to cause alarm. She will gradually recover. Believe me."
 
He and Mr. Prohack and Sissie were conspiring³⁷ together in the dining-room, the drawing-room being at that hour and on that day under the dominion³⁸ of servants with brushes.
 
"But what's the matter with her? What is it?"
 
"Merely neurasthenia—traumatic neurasthenia."
 
"But what's that?" Mr. Prohack spoke³⁹ low, just as though his wife could overhear from the boudoir above and was listening to them under the impression that they were plotting against her life.
 
"It's a morbid⁴⁰ condition due to a violent shock."
 
"But how? You told me the other day that it was purely⁴¹ physical."
 
"Well," said Dr. Veiga. "It is, because it must be. But I assure you that if a post-mortem were to be held on Mrs. Prohack—"
 
"Oh, doctor, please!" Sissie stopped him resentfully.
 
The doctor paused and then continued: "There would be no trace of any morbid condition in any of the organs."
 
"Then how do you explain it?"
 
"We don't explain it," cried Dr. Veiga, suddenly throwing the onus⁴³ on the whole medical profession. "We can't. We don't know."
 
"It's very, very unsatisfactory, all this ignorance."
 
"It certainly is. But did you suppose that medical science, alone among all sciences, had achieved finality and omniscience⁴⁴? We've reached the state of knowing that we don't know, and that's something. I hope I'm not flattering you by talking like this. I only do it to people whom I suspect to be intelligent. But of course if you'd prefer the omniscient⁴⁵ bedside manner you can have it without extra charge."
 
Mr. Prohack thought, frightened: "I shall be making a friend of this quack soon, if I'm not careful."
 
"And by the way, about your health," Dr. Veiga proceeded, after having given further assurances as to his other patient. "Mrs. Prohack was perfectly correct. You're not making progress. The fact is, you're bored. You haven't organised your existence, and the lack of organisation⁴⁷ is reacting on your health."
 
"Something is reacting on his health," Sissie put in. "I'm not at all pleased." She was now not Mr. Prohack's daughter but his aunt.
 
"How can I organise⁴⁶ my existence?" Mr. Prohack burst out crossly. "I haven't got any existence to organise. I haven't got anything to do. I thought I had too much to do, the other day. Illusion. Of course I'm bored. I feel all right, but bored I am. And it's your fault."
 
"It is," the doctor admitted. "It is my fault. I took you for a person of commonsense⁴⁸, and so I didn't tell you that two and two make four and a lot more important things of the same sort. I ought to have told you. You've taken on the new profession of being idle—it's essential for you—but you aren't treating it seriously. You h............