THE towers of Zenith aspired¹ above the morning mist; austere² towers of steel and cement and limestone³, sturdy as cliffs and delicate as silver rods. They were neither citadels⁴ nor churches, but frankly⁵ and beautifully office-buildings.  
The mist took pity on the fretted⁶ structures of earlier generations: the Post Office with its shingle-tortured mansard, the red brick minarets⁸ of hulking old houses, factories with stingy and sooted⁹ windows, wooden tenements¹⁰ colored like mud. The city was full of such grotesqueries, but the clean towers were thrusting them from the business center, and on the farther hills were shining new houses, homes—they seemed—for laughter and tranquillity¹¹.
 
Over a concrete bridge fled a limousine¹² of long sleek¹³ hood¹⁴ and noiseless engine. These people in evening clothes were returning from an all-night rehearsal¹⁵ of a Little Theater play, an artistic¹⁶ adventure considerably¹⁷ illuminated¹⁸ by champagne¹⁹. Below the bridge curved a railroad, a maze²⁰ of green and crimson²¹ lights. The New York Flyer boomed past, and twenty lines of polished steel leaped into the glare.
 
In one of the skyscrapers²² the wires of the Associated Press were closing down. The telegraph operators wearily raised their celluloid eye-shades after a night of talking with Paris and Peking. Through the building crawled the scrubwomen, yawning, their old shoes slapping. The dawn mist spun²³ away. Cues of men with lunch-boxes clumped²⁴ toward the immensity of new factories, sheets of glass and hollow tile, glittering shops where five thousand men worked beneath one roof, pouring out the honest wares²⁵ that would be sold up the Euphrates and across the veldt. The whistles rolled out in greeting a chorus cheerful as the April dawn; the song of labor²⁶ in a city built—it seemed—for giants.
 
II
 
There was nothing of the giant in the aspect of the man who was beginning to awaken²⁷ on the sleeping-porch of a Dutch Colonial house in that residential²⁸ district of Zenith known as Floral Heights.
 
His name was George F. Babbitt. He was forty-six years old now, in April, 1920, and he made nothing in particular, neither butter nor shoes nor poetry, but he was nimble in the calling of selling houses for more than people could afford to pay.
 
His large head was pink, his brown hair thin and dry. His face was babyish in slumber³⁰, despite his wrinkles and the red spectacle-dents on the slopes of his nose. He was not fat but he was exceedingly well fed; his cheeks were pads, and the unroughened hand which lay helpless upon the khaki-colored blanket was slightly puffy. He seemed prosperous, extremely married and unromantic; and altogether unromantic appeared this sleeping-porch, which looked on one sizable elm, two respectable grass-plots, a cement driveway, and a corrugated³¹ iron garage. Yet Babbitt was again dreaming of the fairy child, a dream more romantic than scarlet³² pagodas³³ by a silver sea.
 
For years the fairy child had come to him. Where others saw but Georgie Babbitt, she discerned gallant³⁴ youth. She waited for him, in the darkness beyond mysterious groves³⁵. When at last he could slip away from the crowded house he darted³⁶ to her. His wife, his clamoring friends, sought to follow, but he escaped, the girl fleet beside him, and they crouched³⁷ together on a shadowy hillside. She was so slim, so white, so eager! She cried that he was gay and valiant³⁸, that she would wait for him, that they would sail—
 
Rumble³⁹ and bang of the milk-truck.
 
Babbitt moaned; turned over; struggled back toward his dream. He could see only her face now, beyond misty⁴⁰ waters. The furnace-man slammed the basement door. A dog barked in the next yard. As Babbitt sank blissfully into a dim warm tide, the paper-carrier went by whistling, and the rolled-up Advocate thumped⁴¹ the front door. Babbitt roused, his stomach constricted⁴² with alarm. As he relaxed, he was pierced by the familiar and irritating rattle⁴³ of some one cranking a Ford²⁹: snap-ah-ah, snap-ah-ah, snap-ah-ah. Himself a pious⁴⁴ motorist, Babbitt cranked with the unseen driver, with him waited through taut⁴⁵ hours for the roar of the starting engine, with him agonized⁴⁶ as the roar ceased and again began the infernal patient snap-ah-ah—a round, flat sound, a shivering cold-morning sound, a sound infuriating and inescapable. Not till the rising voice of the motor told him that the Ford was moving was he released from the panting tension. He glanced once at his favorite tree, elm twigs⁴⁷ against the gold patina⁴⁸ of sky, and fumbled⁴⁹ for sleep as for a drug. He who had been a boy very credulous⁵⁰ of life was no longer greatly interested in the possible and improbable adventures of each new day.
 
He escaped from reality till the alarm-clock rang, at seven-twenty.
 
III
 
It was the best of nationally advertised and quantitatively⁵¹ produced alarm-clocks, with all modern attachments⁵², including cathedral chime, intermittent⁵³ alarm, and a phosphorescent dial. Babbitt was proud of being awakened⁵⁴ by such a rich device. Socially it was almost as creditable as buying expensive cord tires.
 
He sulkily admitted now that there was no more escape, but he lay and detested⁵⁵ the grind of the real-estate business, and disliked his family, and disliked himself for disliking them. The evening before, he had played poker⁵⁶ at Vergil Gunch's till midnight, and after such holidays he was irritable⁵⁷ before breakfast. It may have been the tremendous home-brewed beer of the prohibition-era and the cigars to which that beer enticed⁵⁸ him; it may have been resentment⁵⁹ of return from this fine, bold man-world to a restricted region of wives and stenographers, and of suggestions not to smoke so much.
 
From the bedroom beside the sleeping-porch, his wife's detestably cheerful “Time to get up, Georgie boy,” and the itchy sound, the brisk and scratchy sound, of combing hairs out of a stiff brush.
 
He grunted⁶⁰; he dragged his thick legs, in faded baby-blue pajamas⁶¹, from under the khaki blanket; he sat on the edge of the cot, running his fingers through his wild hair, while his plump feet mechanically felt for his slippers⁶². He looked regretfully at the blanket—forever a suggestion to him of freedom and heroism⁶³. He had bought it for a camping trip which had never come off. It symbolized⁶⁴ gorgeous loafing, gorgeous cursing, virile⁶⁵ flannel⁶⁶ shirts.
 
He creaked to his feet, groaning⁶⁷ at the waves of pain which passed behind his eyeballs. Though he waited for their scorching⁶⁸ recurrence⁶⁹, he looked blurrily out at the yard. It delighted him, as always; it was the neat yard of a successful business man of Zenith, that is, it was perfection, and made him also perfect. He regarded the corrugated iron garage. For the three-hundred-and-sixty-fifth time in a year he reflected, “No class to that tin shack⁷⁰. Have to build me a frame garage. But by golly it's the only thing on the place that isn't up-to-date!” While he stared he thought of a community garage for his acreage development, Glen Oriole. He stopped puffing⁷¹ and jiggling. His arms were akimbo. His petulant⁷², sleep-swollen face was set in harder lines. He suddenly seemed capable, an official, a man to contrive⁷³, to direct, to get things done.
 
On the vigor⁷⁴ of his idea he was carried down the hard, clean, unused-looking hall into the bathroom.
 
Though the house was not large it had, like all houses on Floral Heights, an altogether royal bathroom of porcelain⁷⁵ and glazed⁷⁶ tile and metal sleek as silver. The towel-rack was a rod of clear glass set in nickel. The tub was long enough for a Prussian Guard, and above the set bowl was a sensational⁷⁷ exhibit of tooth-brush holder⁷⁸, shaving-brush holder, soap-dish, sponge-dish, and medicine-cabinet, so glittering and so ingenious that they resembled an electrical instrument-board. But the Babbitt whose god was Modern Appliances was not pleased. The air of the bathroom was thick with the smell of a heathen toothpaste. “Verona been at it again! 'Stead of sticking to Lilidol, like I've re-peat-ed-ly asked her, she's gone and gotten some confounded stinkum stuff that makes you sick!”
 
The bath-mat was wrinkled and the floor was wet. (His daughter Verona eccentrically took baths in the morning, now and then.) He slipped on the mat, and slid against the tub. He said “Damn!” Furiously he snatched up his tube of shaving-cream, furiously he lathered⁷⁹, with a belligerent⁸⁰ slapping of the unctuous⁸¹ brush, furiously he raked his plump cheeks with a safety-razor. It pulled. The blade was dull. He said, “Damn—oh—oh—damn it!”
 
He hunted through the medicine-cabinet for a packet of new razor-blades (reflecting, as invariably, “Be cheaper to buy one of these dinguses and strop your own blades,”) and when he discovered the packet, behind the round box of bicarbonate of soda⁸², he thought ill of his wife for putting it there and very well of himself for not saying “Damn.” But he did say it, immediately afterward⁸³, when with wet and soap-slippery fingers he tried to remove the horrible little envelope and crisp clinging oiled paper from the new blade. Then there was the problem, oft-pondered, never solved, of what to do with the old blade, which might imperil the fingers of his young. As usual, he tossed it on top of the medicine-cabinet, with a mental note that some day he must remove the fifty or sixty other blades that were also temporarily, piled up there. He finished his shaving in a growing testiness⁸⁴ increased by his spinning headache and by the emptiness in his stomach. When he was done, his round face smooth and streamy and his eyes stinging from soapy water, he reached for a towel. The family towels were wet, wet and clammy and vile⁸⁵, all of them wet, he found, as he blindly snatched them—his own face-towel, his wife's, Verona's, Ted⁷'s, Tinka's, and the lone⁸⁶ bath-towel with the huge welt of initial. Then George F. Babbitt did a dismaying thing. He wiped his face on the guest-towel! It was a pansy-embroidered trifle which always hung there to indicate that the Babbitts were in the best Floral Heights society. No one had ever used it. No guest had ever dared to. Guests secretively took a corner of the nearest regular towel.
 
He was raging, “By golly, here they go and use up all the towels, every doggone one of 'em, and they use 'em and get 'em all wet and sopping⁸⁷, and never put out a dry one for me—of course, I'm the goat!—and then I want one and—I'm the only person in the doggone house that's got the slightest doggone bit of consideration for other people and thoughtfulness and consider there may be others that may want to use the doggone bathroom after me and consider—”
 
He was pitching the chill abominations into the bath-tub, pleased by the vindictiveness⁸⁸ of that desolate⁸⁹ flapping sound; and in the midst his wife serenely⁹⁰ trotted⁹¹ in, observed serenely, “Why Georgie dear, what are you doing? Are you going to wash out the towels? Why, you needn't wash out the towels. Oh, Georgie, you didn't go and use the guest-towel, did you?”
 
It is not recorded that he was able to answer.
 
For the first time in weeks he was sufficiently⁹² roused by his wife to look at her.
 
IV
 
Myra Babbitt—Mrs. George F. Babbitt—was definitely mature. She had creases⁹³ from the corners of her mouth to the bottom of her chin, and her plump neck bagged. But the thing that marked her as having passed the line was that she no longer had reticences before her husband, and no longer worried about not having reticences. She was in a petticoat now, and corsets which bulged⁹⁴, and unaware⁹⁵ of being seen in bulgy⁹⁶ corsets. She had become so dully habituated to married life that in her full matronliness she was as sexless as an anemic nun⁹⁷. She was a good woman, a kind woman, a diligent⁹⁸ woman, but no one, save perhaps Tinka her ten-year-old, was at all interested in her or entirely⁹⁹ aware that she was alive.
 
After a rather thorough discussion of all the domestic and social aspects of towels she apologized to Babbitt for his having an alcoholic¹⁰⁰ headache; and he recovered enough to endure the search for a B.V.D. undershirt which had, he pointed¹⁰¹ out, malevolently¹⁰² been concealed¹⁰³ among his clean pajamas.
 
He was fairly amiable¹⁰⁴ in the conference on the brown suit.
 
“What do you think, Myra?” He pawed at the clothes hunched¹⁰⁵ on a chair in their bedroom, while she moved about mysteriously adjusting and patting her petticoat and, to his jaundiced eye, never seeming to get on with her dressing¹⁰⁶. “How about it? Shall I wear the brown suit another day?”
 
“Well, it looks awfully¹⁰⁷ nice on you.”
 
“I know, but gosh, it needs pressing.”
 
“That's so. Perhaps it does.”
 
“It certainly could stand being pressed, all right.”
 
“Yes, perhaps it wouldn't hurt it to be pressed.”
 
“But gee¹⁰⁸, the coat doesn't need pressing. No sense in having the whole darn suit pressed, when the coat doesn't need it.”
 
“That's so.”
 
“But the pants certainly need it, all right. Look at them—look at those wrinkles—the pants certainly do need pressing.”
 
“That's so. Oh, Georgie, why couldn't you wear the brown coat with the blue trousers we were wondering what we'd do with them?”
 
“Good Lord! Did you ever in all my life know me to wear the coat of one suit and the pants of another? What do you think I am? A busted¹⁰⁹ bookkeeper?”
 
“Well, why don't you put on the dark gray suit to-day, and stop in at the tailor and leave the brown trousers?”
 
“Well, they certainly need—Now where the devil is that gray suit? Oh, yes, here we are.”
 
He was able to get through the other crises of dressing with comparative resoluteness¹¹⁰ and calm.
 
His first adornment¹¹¹ was the sleeveless dimity B.V.D. undershirt, in which he resembled a small boy humorlessly wearing a cheesecloth tabard at a civic¹¹² pageant¹¹³. He never put on B.V.D.'s without thanking the God of Progress that he didn't wear tight, long, old-fashioned undergarments, like his father-in-law and partner, Henry Thompson. His second embellishment was combing and slicking back his hair. It gave him a tremendous forehead, arching up two inches beyond the former hair-line. But most wonder-working of all was the donning of his spectacles.
 
There is character in spectacles—the pretentious¹¹⁴ tortoiseshell, the meek¹¹⁵ pince-nez of the school teacher, the twisted silver-framed glasses of the old villager. Babbitt's spectacles had huge, circular, frameless lenses of the very best glass; the ear-pieces were thin bars of gold. In them he was the modern business man; one who gave orders to clerks and drove a car and played occasional golf and was scholarly in regard to Salesmanship. His head suddenly appeared not babyish but weighty, and you noted¹¹⁶ his heavy, blunt nose, his straight mouth and thick, long upper lip, his chin overfleshy but strong; with respect you beheld¹¹⁷ him put on the rest of his uniform as a Solid Citizen.
 
The gray suit was well cut, well made, and completely undistinguished. It was a standard suit. White piping on the V of the vest added a flavor of law and learning. His shoes were black laced boots, good boots, honest boots, standard boots, extraordinarily¹¹⁸ uninteresting boots. The only frivolity¹¹⁹ was in his purple knitted scarf. With considerable comment on the matter to Mrs. Babbitt (who, acrobatically fastening the back of her blouse to her skirt with a safety-pin, did not hear a word he said), he chose between the purple scarf and a tapestry¹²⁰ effect with stringless brown harps¹²¹ among blown palms, and into it he thrust a snake-head pin with opal eyes.
 
A sensational event was changing from the brown suit to the gray the contents of his pockets. He was earnest about these objects. They were of eternal importance, like baseball or the Republican Party. They included a fountain pen and a silver pencil (always lacking a supply of new leads) which belonged in the righthand upper vest pocket. Without them he would have felt naked. On his watch-chain were a gold penknife, silver cigar-cutter, seven keys (the use of two of which he had forgotten), and incidentally a good watch. Depending from the chain was a large, yellowish elk's-tooth-proclamation of his membership in the Brotherly and Protective Order of Elks¹²². Most significant of all was his loose-leaf pocket note-book, that modern and efficient note-book which contained the addresses of people whom he had forgotten, prudent¹²³ memoranda¹²⁴ of postal¹²⁵ money-orders which had reached their destinations months ago, stamps which had lost their mucilage, clippings of verses by T. Cholmondeley Frink and of the newspaper editorials from which Babbitt got his opinions and his polysyllables, notes to be sure and do things which he did not intend to do, and one curious inscription—D.S.S. D.M.Y.P.D.F.
 
But he had no cigarette-case. No one had ever happened to give him one, so he hadn't the habit, and people who carried cigarette-cases he regarded as effeminate.
 
Last, he stuck in his lapel the Boosters' Club button. With the conciseness¹²⁶ of great art the button displayed two words: “Boosters-Pep!” It made Babbitt feel loyal and important. It associated him with Good Fellows, with men who were nice and human, and important in business circles. It was his V.C., his Legion of Honor ribbon, his Phi Beta Kappa key.
 
With the subtleties¹²⁷ of dressing ran other complex worries. “I feel kind of punk this morning,” he said. “I think I had too much dinner last evening. You oughtn't to serve those heavy banana fritters.”
 
“But you asked me to have some.”
 
“I know, but—I tell you, when a fellow gets past forty he has to look after his digestion¹²⁸. There's a lot of fellows that don't take proper care of themselves. I tell you at forty a man's a fool or his doctor—I mean, his own doctor. Folks don't give enough attention to this matter of dieting. Now I think—Course a man ought to have a good meal after the day's work, but it would be a good thing for both of us if we took lighter¹²⁹ lunches.”
 
“But Georgie, here at home I always do have a light lunch.”
 
“Mean to imply I make a hog¹³⁰ of myself, eating down-town? Yes, sure! You'd have a swell¹³¹ time if you had to eat the truck that new steward¹³² hands out to us at the Athletic¹³³ Club! But I certainly do feel out of sorts, this morning. Funny, got a pain down here on the left side—but no, that wouldn't be appendicitis¹³⁴, would it? Last night, when I was driving over to Verg Gunch's, I felt a pain in my stomach, too. Right here it was—kind of a sharp shooting pain. I—Where'd that dime¹³⁵ go to? Why don't you serve more prunes¹³⁶ at breakfast? Of course I eat an apple every evening—an apple a day keeps the doctor away—but still, you ought to have more prunes, and not all these fancy doodads.”
 
“The last time I had prunes you didn't eat them.”
 
“Well, I didn't feel like eating 'em, I suppose. Matter of fact, I think I did eat some of 'em. Anyway—I tell you it's mighty¹³⁷ important to—I was saying to Verg Gunch, just last evening, most people don't take sufficient care of their diges—”
 
“Shall we have the Gunches for our dinner, next week?”
 
“Why sure; you bet.”
 
“Now see here, George: I want you to put on your nice dinner-jacket that evening.”
 
“Rats! The rest of 'em won't want to dress.”
 
“Of course they will. You remember when you didn't dress for the Littlefields' supper-party, and all the rest did, and how embarrassed you were.”
 
“Embarrassed, hell! I wasn't embarrassed. Everybody knows I can put on as expensive a Tux. as anybody else, and I should worry if I don't happen to have it on sometimes. All a darn nuisance, anyway. All right for a woman, that stays around the house all the time, but when a fellow's worked like the dickens all day, he doesn't want to go and hustle¹³⁸ his head off getting into the soup-and-fish for a lot of folks that he's seen in just reg'lar ordinary clothes that same day.”
 
“You know you enjoy being seen in one. The other evening you admitted you were glad I'd insisted on your dressing. You said you felt a lot better for it. And oh, Georgie, I do wish you wouldn't say 'Tux.' It's 'dinner-jacket.'”
 
“Rats, what's the odds¹³⁹?”
 
“Well, it's what all the nice folks say. Suppose Lucile McKelvey heard you calling it a 'Tux.'”
 
“Well, that's all right now! Lucile McKelvey can't pull anything on me! Her folks are common as mud, even if her husband and her dad are millionaires! I suppose you're trying to rub in your exalted¹⁴⁰ social position! Well, let me tell you that your revered¹⁴¹ paternal¹⁴² ancestor, Henry T., doesn't even call it a 'Tux.'! He calls it a 'bobtail jacket for a ringtail monkey,' and you couldn't get him into one unless you chloroformed him!”
 
“Now don't be horrid¹⁴³, George.”
 
“Well, I don't want to be horrid, but Lord! you're getting as fussy¹⁴⁴ as Verona. Ever since she got out of college she's been too rambunctious¹⁴⁵ to live with—doesn't know what she wants—well, I know what she wants!—all she wants is to marry a millionaire, and live in Europe, and hold some preacher's hand, and simultaneously¹⁴⁶ at the same time stay right here in Zenith and be some blooming kind of a socialist¹⁴⁷ agitator¹⁴⁸ or boss charity-worker or some damn thing! Lord, and Ted is just as bad! He wants to go to college, and he doesn't want to go to college. Only one of the three that knows her own mind is Tinka. Simply can't understand how I ever came to have a pair of shillyshallying children like Rone and Ted. I may not be any Rockefeller or James J. Shakespeare, but I certainly do know my own mind, and I do keep right on plugging along in the office and—Do you know the latest? Far as I can figure out, Ted's new bee is he'd like to be a movie actor and—And here I've told him a hundred times, if he'll go to college and law-school and make good, I'll set him up in business and—Verona just exactly as bad. Doesn't know what she wants. Well, well, come on! Aren't you ready yet? The girl rang the bell three minutes ago.”
 
V
 
Before he followed his wife, Babbitt stood at the westernmost window of their room. This residential settlement, Floral Heights, was on a rise; and though the center of the city was three miles away—Zenith had between three and four hundred thousand inhabitants now—he could see the top of the Second National Tower, an Indiana limestone building of thirty-five stories.
 
Its shining walls rose against April sky to a simple cornice like a streak¹⁴⁹ of white fire. Integrity was in the tower, and decision. It bore its strength lightly as a tall soldier. As Babbitt stared, the nervousness was soothed¹⁵⁰ from his face, his slack chin lifted in reverence¹⁵¹. All he articulated was “That's one lovely sight!” but he was inspired by the rhythm of the city; his love of it renewed. He beheld the tower as a temple-spire of the religion of business, a faith passionate¹⁵², exalted, surpassing common men; and as he clumped down to breakfast he whistled the ballad¹⁵³ “Oh, by gee, by gosh, by jingo” as though it were a hymn¹⁵⁴ melancholy¹⁵⁵ and noble.