As the two men roared with laughter by the wayside so that the noise of it made people a quarter-mile away turn round to see what was the matter, those who passed eyed them askance and gave them the width of the road. But to the few passers the two paid no heed¹ at all. Pointing whither the lank² fellow with the book had gone, they roared till they choked; then they fell on each other's necks, and embracing, whispered together.  
Separating somewhat unsteadily, they now looked hard at Philip Marsham who knew their kind and feared them not at all. Shifting his dirk within easy reach of his hand, and so drawing his knees together that he could spring instantly to one side or the other, he coolly waited for them to come nearer, which they did.
 
The foremost was a fat, impudent³ scoundrel with very red cheeks and a very crafty⁴ squint⁵. The other was thin and dark, less forward, but if one were to judge by his eyes, by far the braver. Both had put on long faces, which consorted⁶ ill with their recent laughter, and both, it was plain, were considerably⁷ the worse for strong drink.
 
The first glanced back over his shoulder at the second, who gave him a nudge and pushed him forward.
 
"Ahem," he began huskily. "You see before you, my kind young gentleman, two shipwrecked mariners⁸ who have lost at sea all they possess and are now forced to beg their way from London into Devon Port where, God willing, they will find a berth⁹ waiting for them. They—ahem—ahem—" He scratched his head and shut his eyes, then turning, hoarsely¹⁰ whispered, "Yea, yea! So far is well enough, but what came next?"
 
The other scowled¹¹ blackly. "Bear on," he whispered. "Hast forgot the tale of calamities¹² and wrecks¹³ and sharks?"
 
"Yea, yea! Troubles, my kind young gentleman, have somewhat bepuzzled my weary wits. As I was about to say, we have journeyed into those far seas where the hot sun besetteth a poor sailor with calentures, and nasty rains come with thunder and flash, and the wind stormeth outrageously¹⁴ and the poor sailor, if he is spared falling from the shrouds¹⁵ into the merciless waves,—for he must abide¹⁶ the brunt of those infectious rains upon the decks to hand in the sails,—goeth wet to his hammock and taketh aches and burning fevers and scurvy¹⁷. Yea, we have seen the ravenous¹⁸ shark or dog-fish (which keepeth a little pilot-fish scudding¹⁹ to and fro to bring it intelligence of its prey) devour²⁰ a shipmate with its double row of venomous teeth. Surely, then, young gentleman, kind young gentleman, you for whom we have brought home curious dainties from that strange and fearful sea, will give us a golden guinea to speed us on our way; or if a guinea be not at hand, a crown; or sparing a crown, a shilling; or if not a shilling, sixpence. Nought²¹ will come amiss—nay²², even a groat will, by the so much, help two poor sailors on their way."
 
As the two looked down at Philip Marsham, a score of old tales he had heard of worthless sailors who left the sea and went a-begging through the kingdom came to his mind. It was a manner of life he had never thought of for himself, nor had he a mind to it now. But he knew their game and, which was more, he knew that he held a higher trump²³ than they. He leaned back and looked up at them and very calmly smiled.
 
"How now!" the spokesman blustered²⁴. "Dost laugh at a tale so sad as mine? I ha' killed an Italian fencing-master in my time. I ha' fought prizes at half the fairs in England."
 
His companion laid a hand on his arm and whispered in his ear.
 
"Nay," he retorted angrily, "'tis nought but a country fellow. I'll soon overbear him."
 
Again Phil smiled. "Hast thou never," he said in a quiet voice, "heard the man at the mainmast cry, 'A liar²⁵, a liar!' and for a week kept clean the beakhead and chains? Nay, I'll be bound thou hast sat in bilbowes or been hauled under the keel. The marshal doubtless knew thee well."
 
The faces of the two men changed. The fat man who had been the spokesman opened his mouth and was at loss for words, but the thin, dark man began to laugh and kept on laughing till he could hardly stand.
 
"We ha' reached for a pheasant and seized a hawk," he cried. "Whence came you, my gay young gallant²⁶, and what are you doing here?"
 
"Why, I am here to set myself up for a farmer. I had a reason for leaving London—"
 
Again the thin man burst out laughing. "Why, then," quoth he, "we are three men of like minds. So had Martin and I a reason for leaving London, too. And you are one who hath smelt²⁷ salt water in your time. Nay, deny it not. Martin's sails are still a-flutter for wind, so sorely did you take him aback. 'Twas a shrewd thrust and it scored. Why, now, as for farming,"—he spread his hands and lifted his brows,—"come with us. There's a certain vessel²⁸ to sail from Bideford on a certain day, and for any such tall lad as thou I'll warrant there'll be a berth."
 
Leaning back against a little hill, the lad looked from the red, impudent face of the fat man to the amused, lean, daring face of his companion and away at the hills and meadows, the green trees and ploughed fields, and the long brown road that would lead the man who followed its windings²⁹ and turnings, however far afield they might wander, all the way across England from the Channel to the Severn. He had made port, once upon a time, in Bristol and he remembered lifting Lundy's Island through the fog. A fair countryside lay before him, with the faint scent³⁰ of flowered meadows and the fragrance³¹ of blossoming fruit-trees on the wind, but the sea was his home and the half-witted creature with the book and the ranting³² talk of ploughing and planting had made the lad feel the more his ignorance of country matters, a suspicion of which had been growing on him since first he left the town and port behind him. These were not men he would have chosen, but he had known as bad and he was lost in a wilderness³³ of roads and lanes and never-ending hills and meadows and woods, with villages one after another. Any port in a storm—any pilot who knew his bearings! And for the matter of that, he had seen rough company before. Though his grandparents were gentlefolk, his father had led a rough life and the son had learned from childhood to bear with low humour and harsh talk.
 
The lean man still smiled, and though Martin was angry still, neither the lad nor the man heeded³⁴ him.
 
"I could bear you company, but—" A doubt crept on him: when sober they might be of quite another mind.
 
"Nay, say us no buts."
 
"I have neither money nor gear for a journey."
 
"Nor we—come!—Nay, I am not so deep in my cups that I do not know my own mind." The man chuckled³⁵, perceiving that his intuition had fathomed³⁶ the lad's hesitation³⁷.
 
Rising, Phil looked at the two again. He was as tall as they, if not so broad. After all, it was only Martin whose head was humming with liquor; the lean man, it now appeared, was as sober as he pleased to be.
 
"And if I have no money?"
 
"We are the better matched."
 
They returned to the highway, where Martin and the thin man took up the jug³⁸ between them, each holding by his forefinger³⁹ one of its two handles, and together all three set out. But the jug was heavy and they progressed slowly.
 
"In faith, the day's warm and the road is dusty and I must drink again," said Martin at last.
 
They stopped and set the jug down in the road.
 
"You must pay," said the thin man.
 
Taking from his pocket a penny, Martin handed it to his companion and filling a great cup, drained it to the bottom. He then shook the jug, which showed by the sound that there was little left.
 
They walked on a while; then the thin man stopped. "I'll take a bit of something myself," he said. He took the penny out of his pocket, handed it to Martin, filled the cup and drained it.
 
Both then looked at Phil. "It is tuppence a quantum," said the thin man. "Have you tuppence?"
 
Phil shook his head, and the three went on together.
 
Three times more they stopped. The penny changed hands and one or the other drank. Martin's speech grew thicker and his companion's face flushed.
 
"Neither one of us nor the other," said the thin man, with a flourish of his hand, "is often seen in drink. There is a reason for it this time, though. 'If any chuff,' say I, 'can buy good wine for a half crown the jug and sell it at profit for tuppence the can, why cannot we?' So we ha' laid down our half crown and set out upon the road to peddle⁴⁰ our goods, when Martin must needs drink for his thirst, which, as the Scripture⁴¹ hath it, endureth forever. 'But,' quoth I, 'for every pot a penny to him and a penny to me.' 'Why,' quoth he,"—lowering his voice, the thin man whispered to Phil, "He is a rare fool at times," then resumed in his ordinary voice,—"'Why,' quoth he, 'here's thy penny for thee.' So, presently, I to him: his penny for the wine that I drink. Before we have gone far it comes upon me as a wondrous⁴² thrifty⁴³ thought, that the more we drink the more we earn."—Again he whispered to Phil, drawing him aside, "When I had drunk a few cans, which much enlivened my wits, I saw he was not so great a fool as I had thought;" and resumed his ordinary voice—"'Tis little wonder that all the world desires to keep an alehouse or a tavern⁴⁴!"
 
Never was there plainer example of befuddled⁴⁵ wits! Passing back and forth⁴⁶, from one to the other, the single penny, the two had consumed their stock in trade, believing that they were earning great profit on their investment. Perceiving that the jug was nearly empty, Phil waited with quiet interest for the outcome.
 
They stopped again in the road. Martin handed the penny to the thin man and poured from the jug into the cup. There was a gurgle or two and the jug was empty. The cup was but half full.
 
"'Tis not full measure," he muttered, "but let it be." He emptied the cup and wiped his lips.
 
"Now," said the thin man, his face by this time fully⁴⁷ as red as his fellow's, "where's thy store of silver? Count and share, count and share."
 
"Thou hast it, pence and pounds."
 
Martin's eyes half closed and his head nodded. Breathing hard, he sat down beside the road.
 
"Nay, th'art drunk. Come, now, thy purse and a just division." Out of a fog of wild notions the befuddled thin man had pitched upon this alone, that Martin withheld⁴⁸ from him their common profit from their adventure into trade. He had keen mind and strong will, and his head had long resisted the assaults of the wine; but wine is a cunning, powerful foe⁴⁹ and not easily discouraged, which by sapping and mining can accomplish the fall of the tallest citadel⁵⁰; and now, although steadier on his feet, the fellow was nearly as drunk as his mate and in no condition to perceive the flaw in his own logic⁵¹.
 
To all this Martin gave no heed at all. He covered his eyes with his hands and uttering a prolonged groan⁵², cried thickly,—apparently to Phil,—"And did you ever see a man dance on air! Ah, a hanging is a sight to catch the breath in your throat and make an emptiness in a man's belly⁵³!"
 
"Tush!" the thin man cried. Leaning over Martin he thrust his hands into pocket, pouch⁵⁴ and bosom⁵⁵. "Where hast thou hid it?" he fiercely whispered.
 
Martin tried to stand and fell weakly back, but slapped the thin man across the face as he did so.
 
In an instant the thin man had out a knife and was pressing the point firmly against Martin's ribs⁵⁶.
 
Over Martin's florid face there came a ghastly pallor. "Let me go!" he yelled. "Take away thy knife, thou black-hearted, thrice accurst old goat! I've nought of thine. O Tom, to use me thus basely!" And sprawling⁵⁷ on his back, he wriggled⁵⁸ under the knife like a great, helpless hog⁵⁹.
 
The thin man smiled. To Phil Marsham his face seemed to have grown like pictures of the Devil in old books. He held the knife against the shrieking⁶⁰ fat man's breast and pressed it the harder when Martin clutched at his wrist, then with a fierce "Pfaw!" of disgust released his victim and stood erect⁶¹. "Pig!" he whispered. "See!" The point of the knife was red with blood. "Th'art not worth killing⁶². Thy thin blood would quench⁶³ the fire of a fleshed blade."
 
With that, he deliberately⁶⁴ spat⁶⁵ in the man's face, and turning, went off alone.
 
They were two sober men that watched him go, for the fumes⁶⁶ of liquor had fled from the fat man's brain as he lay with the knife at his heart, and of their wine Phil Marsham had taken not a drop. Striding away, the thin man never looked behind him; and still showing them only his back, he passed out of sight.
 
Martin remained as pale as before he had been red. He rubbed his sore breast where the knife had pricked⁶⁷ him, and gulped⁶⁸ three or four times. "Ah-h-h!" he breathed. "God be praised, he's gone!" He made the sign of the cross, then cast a sharp glance at Phil to see if he had noticed. "God be praised, he's gone! He hath a cruel humour. He will kill for a word, when the mood is on him. I thought I was a dead man. Ah-h-h!"
 
The colour returned to his round face and the sly, crafty look returned to his eyes. "We'll find him at Bideford, though, and all will go well again. He'll kill for a word—nay, for a thought! But he never bears a grudge—against a friend. We'll lie tonight, my lad, with a roof over our heads, and by dawn we'll take the road."