On the morrow, from the justices' private room, where none could see me, I heard the verdict given in and judgment¹ rendered upon James. The Duke's words I am quite sure I have correctly; and since that famous passage has been made a subject of dispute, I may as well commemorate² my version. Having referred to the year '45, the chief of the Campbells, sitting as Justice-General upon the bench, thus addressed the unfortunate Stewart before him: "If you had been successful in that rebellion, you might have been giving the law where you have now received the judgment of it; we, who are this day your judges, might have been tried before one of your mock courts of judicature; and then you might have been satiated with the blood of any name or clan³ to which you had an aversion."  
"This is to let the cat out of the bag, indeed," thought I. And that was the general impression. It was extraordinary how the young advocate lads took hold and made a mock of this speech, and how scarce a meal passed but what some one would get in the words: "And then you might have been satiated." Many [pg 225]songs were made in that time for the hour's diversion, and are near all forgot. I remember one began:
 
What do ye want the bluid of, bluid of?
    Is it a name, or is it a clan,
    Or is it an aefauld Hielandman,
That ye want the bluid of, bluid of?
Another went to my old favourite air, The House of Airlie, and began thus:
 
It fell on a day when Argyle was on the bench,
    That they served him a Stewart for his denner.
And one of the verses ran:
 
Then up and spak the Duke, and flyted on his cook,
    I regaird it as a sensible aspersion⁴,
That I would sup ava', an' satiate my maw,
    With the bluid of ony clan of my aversion.
James was as fairly murdered as though the Duke had got a fowling-piece and stalked him. So much of course I knew: but others knew not so much, and were more affected⁵ by the items of scandal that came to light in the progress of the cause. One of the chief was certainly this sally of the justice's. It was run hard by another of a juryman, who had struck into the midst of Colstoun's speech for the defence with a "Pray, sir, cut it short, we are quite weary," which seemed the very excess of impudence⁶ and simplicity⁷. But some of my new lawyer friends were still more staggered with an innovation that had disgraced and even vitiated the [pg 226]proceedings. One witness was never called. His name, indeed, was printed, where it may still be seen on the fourth page of the list: "James Drummond, alias⁸ Macgregor, alias James More, late tenant⁹ in Inveronachile"; and his precognition had been taken, as the manner is, in writing. He had remembered or invented (God help him) matter which was lead in James Stewart's shoes, and I saw was like to prove wings to his own. This testimony¹⁰ it was highly desirable to bring to the notice of the jury, without exposing the man himself to the perils¹¹ of cross-examination; and the way it was brought about was a matter of surprise to all. For the paper was handed round (like a curiosity) in court; passed through the jury-box, where it did its work; and disappeared again (as though by accident) before it reached the counsel for the prisoner. This was counted a most insidious¹² device; and that the name of James More should be mingled¹³ up with it filled me with shame for Catriona and concern for myself.
 
The following day, Prestongrange and I, with a considerable company, set out for Glasgow, where (to my impatience) we continued to linger some time in a mixture of pleasure and affairs. I lodged¹⁴ with my lord, with whom I was encouraged to familiarity; had my place at entertainments; was presented to the chief guests; and altogether made more of than I thought accorded either with my parts or station; so that, on strangers being present, I would often blush for Prestongrange. [pg 227]It must be owned the view I had taken of the world in these last months was fit to cast a gloom upon my character. I had met many men, some of them leaders in Israel whether by their birth or talents; and who among them all had shown clean hands? As for the Browns and Millers¹⁵, I had seen their self-seeking, I could never again respect them. Prestongrange was the best yet; he had saved me, had spared me rather, when others had it in their minds to murder me outright¹⁶; but the blood of James lay at his door; and I thought his present dissimulation¹⁷ with myself a thing below pardon. That he should affect to find pleasure in my discourse¹⁸ almost surprised me out of my patience. I would sit and watch him with a kind of a slow fire of anger in my bowels¹⁹. "Ah, friend, friend," I would think to myself, "if you were but through with this affair of the memorial, would you not kick me in the streets?" Here I did him, as events have proved, the most foul²⁰ injustice²¹; and I think he was at once far more sincere, and a far more artful performer than I supposed.
 
But I had some warrant for my incredulity in the behaviour of that court of young advocates that hung about him in the hope of patronage²². The sudden favour of a lad not previously²³ heard of troubled them at first out of measure; but two days were not gone by before I found myself surrounded with flattery and attention. I was the same young man, and neither [pg 228]better nor bonnier, that they had rejected a month before; and now there was no civility too fine for me! The same, do I say? It was not so; and the byname by which I went behind my back confirmed it. Seeing me so firm with the Advocate, and persuaded that I was to fly high and far, they had taken a word from the golfing green, and called me the Tee'd Ball.[14] I was told I was now "one of themselves"; I was to taste of their soft lining²⁴, who had already made my own experience of the roughness of the outer husk; and the one, to whom I had been presented in Hope Park, was so assured as even to remind me of that meeting. I told him I had not the pleasure of remembering it.
 
"Why," says he, "it was Miss Grant herself presented me! My name is so-and-so."
 
"It may very well be, sir," said I, "but I have kept no mind of it."
 
At which he desisted; and in the midst of the disgust that commonly overflowed²⁵ my spirits I had a glisk of pleasure.
 
But I have not patience to dwell upon that time at length. When I was in company with these young politics I was borne down with shame for myself and my own plain ways, and scorn for them and their duplicity. Of the two evils, I thought Prestongrange to be the least; and while I was always as stiff as buckram to the young bloods, I made rather a dissimulation [pg 229]of my hard feelings towards the Advocate, and was (in old Mr. Campbell's word) "soople to the laird." Himself commented on the difference, and bid me be more of my age, and make friends with my young comrades.
 
I told him I was slow of making friends.
 
"I will take the word back," said he. "But there is such a thing as Fair gude e'en and fair gude day, Mr. David. These are the same young men with whom you are to pass your days and get through life: your backwardness has a look of arrogance²⁷; and unless you can assume a little more lightness of manner, I fear you will meet difficulties in the path."
 
"It will be an ill job to make a silk purse of a sow's ear," said I.
 
On the morning of October 1st I was awakened²⁸ by the clattering²⁹ in of an express; and getting to my window almost before he had dismounted, I saw the messenger had ridden hard. Somewhile after I was called to Prestongrange, where he was sitting in his bedgown and nightcap, with his letters around him.
 
"Mr. David," said he, "I have a piece of news for you. It concerns some friends of yours, of whom I sometimes think you are a little ashamed, for you have never referred to their existence."
 
I suppose I blushed.
 
"I see you understand, since you make the answering signal," said he. "And I must compliment you on your excellent taste in beauty. But do you know, Mr. [pg 230]David, this seems to me a very enterprising lass? She crops up from every side. The Government of Scotland appears unable to proceed for Mistress Katrine Drummond, which was somewhat the case (no great while back) with a certain Mr. David Balfour. Should not these make a good match? Her first intromission in politics--but I must not tell you that story, the authorities have decided³⁰ you are to hear it otherwise and from a livelier narrator. This new example is more serious, however; and I am afraid I must alarm you with the intelligence that she is now in prison."
 
I cried out.
 
"Yes," said he, "the little lady is in prison. But I would not have you to despair. Unless you (with your friends and memorials) shall procure³¹ my downfall, she is to suffer nothing."
 
"But what has she done? What is her offence?" I cried.
 
"It might be almost construed³² a high treason," he returned, "for she has broke the King's Castle of Edinburgh."
 
"The lady is much my friend," I said. "I know you would not work me if the thing were serious."
 
"And yet it is serious in a sense," said he; "for this rogue³³ of a Katrine--or Cateran, as we may call her--has set adrift again upon the world that very doubtful character, her papa."
 
Here was one of my previsions............