It was but a few days before that the carriage of Alderman Popkins had driven up to the inn of Terracina. Those who have seen an English family carriage on the continent, must know the sensation it produces. It is an epitome¹ of England; a little morsel² of the old island rolling about the world—every thing so compact, so snug³, so finished and fitting. The wheels that roll on patent axles without rattling⁴; the body that hangs so well on its springs, yielding to every motion, yet proof against every shock. The ruddy faces gaping⁵ out of the windows; sometimes of a portly old citizen, sometimes of a voluminous dowager, and sometimes of a fine fresh hoyden⁶, just from boarding school. And then the dickeys loaded with well-dressed servants, beef-fed and bluff⁷; looking down from their heights with contempt on all the world around; profoundly ignorant of the country and the people, and devoutly⁸ certain that every thing not English must be wrong.  
Such was the carriage of Alderman Popkins, as it made its appearance at Terracina. The courier who had preceded it, to order horses, and who was a Neapolitan, had given a magnificent account of the riches and greatness of his master, blundering with all an Italian’s splendor⁹ of imagination about the alderman’s titles and dignities; the host had added his usual share of exaggeration, so that by the time the alderman drove up to the door, he was Milor—Magnifico—Principe—the Lord knows what!
 
The alderman was advised to take an escort to Fondi and Itri, but he refused. It was as much as a man’s life was worth, he said, to stop him on the king’s highway; he would complain of it to the ambassador at Naples; he would make a national affair of it. The principezza Popkins, a fresh, motherly dame¹⁰, seemed perfectly¹¹ secure in the protection of her husband, so omnipotent¹² a man in the city. The signorini Popkins, two fine bouncing girls, looked to their brother Tom, who had taken lessons in boxing; and as to the dandy himself, he was sure no scaramouch of an Italian robber would dare to meddle¹³ with an Englishman. The landlord shrugged¹⁴ his shoulders and turned out the palms of his hands with a true Italian grimace¹⁵, and the carriage of Milor Popkins rolled on.
 
They passed through several very suspicious places without any molestation¹⁶. The Misses Popkins, who were very romantic, and had learnt to draw in water colors, were enchanted¹⁷ with the savage¹⁸ scenery around; it was so like what they had read in Mrs. Radcliffe’s romances, they should like of all things to make sketches¹⁹. At length, the carriage arrived at a place where the road wound up a long hill. Mrs. Popkins had sunk into a sleep; the young ladies were reading the last works of Sir Walter Scott and Lord Byron, and the dandy was hectoring the postilions from the coach box. The Alderman got out, as he said, to stretch his legs up the hill. It was a long winding²⁰ ascent²¹, and obliged him every now and then to stop and blow and wipe his forehead with many a pish! and phew! being rather pursy and short of wind. As the carriage, however, was far behind him, and toiling²² slowly under the weight of so many well-stuffed trunks and well-stuffed travellers, he had plenty of time to walk at leisure.
 
On a jutting²³ point of rock that overhung the road nearly at the summit of the hill, just where the route began again to descend²⁴, he saw a solitary²⁵ man seated, who appeared to be tending goats. Alderman Popkins was one of your shrewd travellers that always like to be picking up small information along the road, so he thought he’d just scramble²⁶ up to the honest man, and have a little talk with him by way of learning the news and getting a lesson in Italian. As he drew near to the peasant he did not half like his looks. He was partly reclining on the rocks wrapped in the usual long mantle²⁷, which, with his slouched hat, only left a part of a swarthy visage, with a keen black eye, a beetle²⁸ brow, and a fierce moustache to be seen. He had whistled several times to his dog which was roving about the side of the hill. As the Alderman approached he rose and greeted him. When standing²⁹ erect³⁰ he seemed almost gigantic, at least in the eyes of Alderman Popkins; who, however, being a short man, might be deceived.
 
The latter would gladly now have been back in the carriage, or even on ‘change in London, for he was by no means well pleased with his company. However, he determined³¹ to put the best face on matters, and was beginning a conversation about the state of the weather, the baddishness of the crops, and the price of goats in that part of the country, when he heard a violent screaming. He ran to the edge of the rock, and, looking over, saw away down the road his carriage surrounded by robbers. One held down the fat footman, another had the dandy by his starched³² cravat³³, with a pistol to his head; one was rummaging³⁴ a portmanteau, another rummaging the principezza’s pockets, while the two Misses Popkins were screaming from each window of the carriage, and their waiting maid squalling from the dickey.
 
Alderman Popkins felt all the fury of the parent and the magistrate³⁵ Roused within him. He grasped his

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