While out boating one Sunday afternoon on a billabong across the river, we saw a young man on horseback driving some horses along the bank. He said it was a fine day, and asked if the Water was deep there. The joker of our party said it was deep enough to drown him, and he laughed and rode farther up. We didn't take-much notice of him.  
Next day a funeral gathered at a corner pub and asked each other in to have a drink while waiting for the hearse. They passed away some of the time dancing jigs² to a piano in the bar parlour. They passed away the rest of the time skylarking and fighting.
 
The defunct³ was a young union labourer, about twenty-five, who had been drowned the previous day while trying to swim some horses across a billabong of the Darling.
 
He was almost a stranger in town, and the fact of his having been a union man accounted for the funeral. The police found some union papers in his swag, and called at the General Labourers' union Office for information about him. That's how we knew. The secretary had very little information to give. The departed was a “Roman,” and the majority of the town were otherwise—but unionism is stronger than creed⁴. Liquor, however, is stronger than unionism; and, when the hearse presently arrived, more than two-thirds of the funeral were unable to follow.
 
The procession numbered fifteen, fourteen souls following the broken shell of a soul. Perhaps not one of the fourteen possessed⁵ a soul any more than the corpse⁶ did—but that doesn't matter.
 
Four or five of the funeral, who were boarders at the pub, borrowed a trap which the landlord used to carry passengers to and from the railway station. They were strangers to us who were on foot, and we to them. We were all strangers to the corpse.
 
A horseman, who looked like a drover just returned from a big trip, dropped into our dusty wake and followed us a few hundred yards, dragging his packhorse behind him, but a friend made wild and demonstrative signals from a hotel veranda—hooking at the air in front with his right hand and jobbing his left thumb over his shoulder in the direction of the bar—so the drover hauled off and didn't catch up to us any more. He was a stranger to the entire show.
 
We walked in twos. There were three twos. It was very hot and dusty; the heat rushed in fierce dazzling rays across every iron roof and light-coloured wall that was turned to the sun. One or two pubs closed respectfully until we got past. They closed their bar doors and the patrons went in and out through some side or back entrance for a few minutes. Bushmen seldom grumble⁷ at an inconvenience of this sort, when it is caused by a funeral. They have too much respect for the dead.
 
On the way to the cemetery⁸ we passed three shearers sitting on the shady side of a fence. One was drunk—very drunk. The other two covered their right ears with their hats, out of respect for the departed—whoever he might have been—and one of them kicked the drunk and muttered something to him.
 
He straightened himself up, stared, and reached helplessly for his hat, which he shoved half off and then on again. Then he made a great effort to pull himself together—and succeeded. He stood up, braced⁹ his back against the fence, knocked off his hat, and remorsefully¹⁰ placed his foot on it—to keep it off his head till the funeral passed.
 
A tall, sentimental¹¹ drover, who walked by my side, cynically¹² quoted Byronic verses suitable to the occasion—to death—and asked with pathetic humour whether we thought the dead man's ticket would be recognized “over yonder.” It was a G.L.U. ticket, and the general opinion was that it would be recognized.
 
Presently my friend said:
 
“You remember when we were in the boat yesterday, we saw a man driving some horses along the bank?”
 
“Yes.”
 
He nodded at the hearse and said “Well, that's him.”
 
I thought awhile.
 
“I didn't take any particular notice of him,” I said. “He said something, didn't he?”
 
“Yes; said it was a fine day. You'd have taken more notice if you'd known that he was doomed¹³ to die in the hour, and that those were the last words he would say to any man in this world.”
 
“To be sure,” said a full voice from the rear. “If ye'd known that, ye'd have prolonged the conversation.”
 
We plodded¹⁴ on across the railway line and along the hot, dusty road which ran to the cemetery, some of us talking about the accident, and lying about the narrow escapes we had had ourselves. Presently someone said:
 
“There's the Devil.”
 
I looked up and saw a priest standing¹⁵ in the shade of the tree by the cemetery gate.
 
The hearse was drawn¹⁶ up and the tail-boards were opened. The funeral extinguished its right ear with its hat as four men lifted the coffin¹⁷ out and laid it over the grave. The priest—a pale, quiet young fellow—stood under the shade of a sapling which grew at the head of the grave. He took off his hat,............