There was once in the des Tournelles a house known by all the sedan chairmen and footmen of Paris, and yet, nevertheless, this house was neither that of a great lord nor of a rich man. There was neither dining, nor playing at cards, nor dancing in that house. Nevertheless, it was the of the great world and all Paris went there. It was the of the little Abbe Scarron.  
In the home of the abbe dwelt laughter; there all the items of the day had their source and were so quickly transformed, misrepresented, metamorphosed, some into epigrams, some into falsehoods, that every one was anxious to pass an hour with little Scarron, listening to what he said, reporting it to others.
 
The Abbe Scarron, who, however, was an abbe only because he owned an abbey, and not because he was in orders, had been one of the gayest prebendaries in the town of Mans, which he inhabited. On a day of the he had taken a notion to provide an unusual entertainment for that good town, of which he was the life and soul. He had made his valet cover him with honey; then, opening a feather bed, he had rolled in it and had thus become the most it is possible to imagine. He then began to visit his friends of both sexes, in that strange costume. At first he had been followed through , then with shouts, then the porters had insulted him, then children had thrown stones at him, and finally he was obliged to run, to escape the missiles. As soon as he took to flight every one pursued him, until, pressed on all sides, Scarron found no way of escaping his escort, except by throwing himself into the river; but the water was icy cold. Scarron was heated, the cold seized on him, and when he reached the farther bank he found himself crippled.
 
Every means had been employed in vain to restore the use of his limbs. He had been subjected to a severe disciplinary course of medicine, at length he sent away all his doctors, declaring that he preferred the disease to the treatment, and came to Paris, where the fame of his wit had preceded him. There he had a chair made on his own plan, and one day, visiting Anne of Austria in this chair, she asked him, charmed as she was with his wit, if he did not wish for a title.
 
“Yes, your , there is a title which I much,” replied Scarron.
 
“And what is that?”
 
“That of being your ,” answered Scarron.
 
So he was called the queen’s invalid, with a pension of fifteen hundred francs.
 
From that lucky moment Scarron led a happy life, spending both income and principal. One day, however, an emissary of the ’s gave him to understand that he was wrong in receiving the coadjutor so often.
 
“And why?” asked Scarron; “is he not a man of good birth?”
 
“Certainly.”
 
“Agreeable?”
 
“Undeniably.”
 
“Witty?”
 
“He has, unfortunately, too much wit.”
 
“Well, then, why do you wish me to give up seeing such a man?”
 
“Because he is an enemy.”
 
“Of whom?”
 
“Of the cardinal.”
 
“What?” answered Scarron, “I continue to receive Monsieur Gilles Despreaux, who thinks ill of me, and you wish me to give up seeing the coadjutor, because he thinks ill of another man. Impossible!”
 
The conversation had rested there and Scarron, through sheer , had seen Monsieur de Gondy only the more frequently.
 
Now, the very morning of which we speak was that of his quarter-day payment, and Scarron, as usual, had sent his servant to get his money at the pension-office, but the man had returned and said that the government had no more money to give Monsieur Scarron.
 
It was on Thursday, the abbe’s reception day; people went there in crowds. The cardinal’s refusal to pay the pension was known about the town in half an hour and he was abused with wit and .
 
In the Rue Saint Honore Athos fell in with two gentlemen whom he did not know, on horseback like himself, followed by a like himself, and going in the same direction that he was. One of them, hat in hand, said to him:
 
“Would you believe it, monsieur? that Mazarin has stopped poor Scarron’s pension.”
 
“That is unreasonable,” said Athos, in his turn the two cavaliers. And they separated with gestures.
 
“It happens well that we are going there this evening,” said Athos to the vicomte; “we will pay our compliments to that poor man.”
 
“What, then, is this Monsieur Scarron, who thus puts all Paris in ? Is he some minister out of office?”
 
“Oh, no, not at all, vicomte,” Athos replied; “he is simply a gentleman of great genius who has fallen into disgrace with the cardinal through having written certain verses against him.”
 
“Do gentlemen, then, make verses?” asked Raoul, , “I thought it was derogatory.”
 
“So it is, my dear vicomte,” said Athos, laughing, “to make bad ones; but to make good ones increases fame--witness Monsieur de Rotrou. Nevertheless,” he continued, in the tone of one who gives advice, “I think it is better not to make them.”
 
“Then,” said Raoul, “this Monsieur Scarron is a poet?”
 
“Yes; you are warned, vicomte. Consider well what you do in that house. Talk only by gestures, or rather always listen.”
 
“Yes, monsieur,” replied Raoul.
 
“You will see me talking with one of my friends, the Abbe d’Herblay, of whom you have often heard me speak.”
 
“I remember him, monsieur.”
 
“Come near to us from time to time, as if to speak; but do not speak, and do not listen. That little may serve to keep off interlopers.”
 
“Very well, monsieur; I will obey you at all points.”
 
Athos made two visits in Paris; at seven o’clock he and Raoul directed their steps to the Rue des Tournelles; it was stopped by porters, horses and footmen. Athos forced his way through and entered, followed by the young man. The first person that struck him on his entrance was Aramis, planted near a great chair on castors, very large, covered with a of , under which there moved, in a quilt of brocade, a little face, youngish, very merry, somewhat , whilst its eyes never ceased to express a sentiment at once lively, intellectual, and . This was the Abbe Scarron, always laughing, joking, complimenting--yet suffering--and toying with a small switch.
 
Around this kind of rolling tent pressed a crowd of gentlemen and ladies. The room was , comfortably furnished. Large valances of silk, with flowers of gay colors, which were rather faded, fell from the wide windows; the fittings of the room were simple, but in excellent taste. Two well trained servingmen were in attendance on the company. On perceiving Athos, Aramis advanced toward him, took him by the hand and presented him to Scarron. Raoul remained silent, for he was not prepared for the dignity of the bel esprit.
 
After some minutes the door opened and a footman announced Mademoiselle Paulet.
 
Athos touched the shoulder of the vicomte.
 
“Look at this lady, Raoul, she is an historic personage; it was to visit her King Henry IV. was going when he was .”
 
Every one around Mademoiselle Paulet, for she was always very much the fashion. She was a tall woman, with a slender figure and a forest of golden curls, such as Raphael was fond of and Titian has painted all his Magdalens with. This fawn-colored hair, or, perhaps the sort of which she had over other women, gave her the name of “La Lionne.” Mademoiselle Paulet took her accustomed seat, but before sitting down, she cast, in all her queen-like , a look around the room, and her eyes rested on Raoul.
 
Athos smiled.
 
“Mademoiselle Paulet has observed you, vicomte; go and bow to her; don’t try to appear anything but what you are, a true country youth; on no account speak to her of Henry IV.”
 
“When shall we two walk together?” Athos then said to Aramis.
 
“Presently--there are not a sufficient number of people here yet; we shall be remarked.”
 
At this moment the door opened and in walked the coadjutor.
 
At this name every one looked around, for his was already a very name. Athos did the same. He knew the Abbe de Gondy only by report.
 
He saw a little dark man, ill made and awkward with his hands in everything--except drawing a sword and firing a pistol--with something and contemptuous in his face.
 
Scarron turned around toward him and came to meet him in his chair.
 
“Well,” said the coadjutor, on seeing him, “you are in disgrace, then, abbe?”
 
This was the orthodox phrase. It had been said that evening a hundred times--and Scarron was at his hundredth bon mot on the subject; he was very nearly at the end of his humoristic tether, but one despairing effort saved him.
 
“Monsieur, the Cardinal Mazarin has been so kind as to think of me,” he said.
 
“But how can you continue to receive us?” asked the coadjutor; “if your income is I shall be obliged to make you a canon of Notre .”
 
“Oh, no!” cried Scarron, “I should compromise you too much.”
 
“Perhaps you have resources of which we are ignorant?”
 
“I shall borrow from the queen.”
 
“But her majesty has no property,” interposed Aramis.
 
At this moment the door opened and Madame de Chevreuse was announced. Every one arose. Scarron turned his chair toward the door, Raoul blushed, Athos made a sign to Aramis, who went and hid himself in the enclosure of a window.
 
In the midst of all the compliments that awaited her on her entrance, the duchess seemed to be looking for some one; at last she found out Raoul and her eyes sparkled; she perceived Athos and became thoughtful; she saw Aramis in the of the window and gave a start of surprise behind her fan.
 
“Apropos,” she said, as if to drive away thoughts that pursued her in spite of herself, “how is poor Voiture, do you know, Scarron?”
 
“What, is Monsieur Voiture ill?” inquired a gentleman who had spoken to Athos in the Rue Saint Honore; “what is the matter with him?”
 
“He was , but forgot to take the precaution to have a change of ready after the performance,” said the coadjutor, “so he took cold and is about to die.”
 
“Is he then so ill, dear Voiture?” asked Aramis, half hidden by the window curtain.
 
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