Cricket is the great safety-valve. If you like the game, and are in aposition to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirelygrey. As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached thefifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not haveadmitted it, to enjoy himself. It was not Wrykyn, but it was a verydecent substitute.

　　The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr.

　　Downing. By bad luck it was in his form that Mike had been placed onarrival; and Mr. Downing, never an easy form-master to get on with,proved more than usually difficult in his dealings with Mike.

　　They had taken a dislike to each other at their first meeting; and itgrew with further acquaintance. To Mike, Mr. Downing was all that amaster ought not to be, fussy, pompous, and openly influenced in hisofficial dealings with his form by his own private likes and dislikes.

　　To Mr. Downing, Mike was simply an unamiable loafer, who did nothingfor the school and apparently had none of the instincts which shouldbe implanted in the healthy boy. Mr. Downing was rather strong on thehealthy boy.

　　The two lived in a state of simmering hostility, punctuated atintervals by crises, which usually resulted in Lower Borlock having toplay some unskilled labourer in place of their star batsman, employeddoing "over-time."One of the most acute of these crises, and the most important, in thatit was the direct cause of Mike's appearance in Sedleigh cricket, hadto do with the third weekly meeting of the School Fire Brigade.

　　It may be remembered that this well-supported institution was underMr. Downing's special care. It was, indeed, his pet hobby and theapple of his eye.

　　Just as you had to join the Archaeological Society to secure theesteem of Mr. Outwood, so to become a member of the Fire Brigade was asafe passport to the regard of Mr. Downing. To show a keenness forcricket was good, but to join the Fire Brigade was best of all.

　　The Brigade was carefully organised. At its head was Mr. Downing,a sort of high priest; under him was a captain, and under the captaina vice-captain. These two officials were those sportive allies, Stoneand Robinson, of Outwood's house, who, having perceived at a very earlydate the gorgeous opportunities for ragging which the Brigade offeredto its members, had joined young and worked their way up.

　　Under them were the rank and file, about thirty in all, of whomperhaps seven were earnest workers, who looked on the Brigade in theright, or Downing, spirit. The rest were entirely frivolous.

　　The weekly meetings were always full of life and excitement.

　　At this point it is as well to introduce Sammy to the reader.

　　Sammy, short for Sampson, was a young bull-terrier belonging to Mr.

　　Downing. If it is possible for a man to have two apples of his eye,Sammy was the other. He was a large, light-hearted dog with a whitecoat, an engaging expression, the tongue of an ant-eater, and a mannerwhich was a happy blend of hurricane and circular saw. He had longlegs, a tenor voice, and was apparently made of india-rubber.

　　Sammy was a great favourite in the school, and a particular friend ofMike's, the Wrykynian being always a firm ally of every dog he metafter two minutes' acquaintance.

　　In passing, Jellicoe owned a clock-work rat, much in request duringFrench lessons.

　　We will now proceed to the painful details.

　　* * * * *The meetings of the Fire Brigade were held after school in Mr.

　　Downing's form-room. The proceedings always began in the same way, bythe reading of the minutes of the last meeting. After that theentertainment varied according to whether the members happened to befertile or not in ideas for the disturbing of the peace.

　　To-day they were in very fair form.

　　As soon as Mr. Downing had closed the minute-book, Wilson, of theSchool House, held up his hand.

　　"Well, Wilson?""Please, sir, couldn't we have a uniform for the Brigade?""A uniform?" Mr. Downing pondered"Red, with green stripes, sir,"Red, with a thin green stripe, was the Sedleigh colour.

　　"Shall I put it to the vote, sir?" asked Stone.

　　"One moment, Stone.""Those in favour of the motion move to the left, those against it tothe right."A scuffling of feet, a slamming of desk-lids and an upset blackboard,and the meeting had divided.

　　Mr. Downing rapped irritably on his desk.

　　"Sit down!" he said, "sit down! I won't have this noise anddisturbance. Stone, sit down--Wilson, get back to your place.""Please, sir, the motion is carried by twenty-five votes to six.""Please, sir, may I go and get measured this evening?""Please, sir----""Si-_lence_! The idea of a uniform is, of course, out of thequestion.""Oo-oo-oo-oo, sir-r-r!""Be _quiet!_ Entirely out of the question. We cannot plunge intoneedless expense. Stone, listen to me. I cannot have this noise anddisturbance! Another time when a point arises it must be settled by ashow of hands. Well, Wilson?""Please, sir, may we have helmets?""Very useful as a protection against falling timbers, sir," saidRobinson.

　　"I don't think my people would be pleased, sir, if they knew I wasgoing out to fires without a helmet," said Stone.

　　The whole strength of the company: "Please, sir, may we have helmets?""Those in favour--" began Stone.

　　Mr. Downing banged on his desk. "Silence! Silence!! Silence!!! Helmetsare, of course, perfectly preposterous.""Oo-oo-oo-oo, sir-r-r!""But, sir, the danger!""Please, sir, the falling timbers!"The Fire Brigade had been in action once and once only in the memoryof man, and that time it was a haystack which had burnt itself outjust as the rescuers had succeeded in fastening the hose to thehydrant.

　　"Silence!""Then, please, sir, couldn't we have an honour cap? It wouldn't beexpensive, and it would be just as good as a helmet for all thetimbers that are likely to fall on our heads."Mr. Downing smiled a wry smile.

　　"Our Wilson is facetious," he remarked frostily.

　　"Sir, no, sir! I wasn't facetious! Or couldn't we have footer-tops,like the first fiftee............