‘Yes, Tony’s was the very best wedding-randy that ever I was at; and I’ve been at a good many, as you may suppose’—turning to the newly-arrived one—‘having as a church-officer, the privilege to attend all christening, wedding, and funeral parties—such being our Wessex custom.  
‘’Twas on a frosty night in Christmas week, and among the folk invited were the said Hardcomes o’ Climmerston—Steve and James—first cousins, both of them small farmers, just entering into business on their own account.  With them came, as a matter of course, their intended wives, two young women of the neighbourhood, both very pretty and , and numbers of friends from Abbot’s-Cernel, and Weatherbury, and Mellstock, and I don’t know where—a regular houseful.
 
‘The kitchen was cleared of furniture for dancing, and the old folk played at “Put” and “All-fours” in the parlour, though at last they gave that up to join in the dance.  The top of the figure was by the large front window of the room, and there were so many couples that the lower part of the figure reached through the door at the back, and into the darkness of the out-house; in fact, you couldn’t see the end of the row at all, and ’twas never known exactly how long that dance was, the lowest couples being lost among the faggots and brushwood in the out-house.
 
‘When we had danced a few hours, and the crowns of we taller men were into lumps with bumping the beams of the ceiling, the first fiddler laid down his fiddle-bow, and said he should play no more, for he wished to dance.  And in another hour the second fiddler laid down his, and said he wanted to dance too; so there was only the third fiddler left, and he was a’ old, veteran man, very weak in the wrist.  However, he managed to keep up a tweedle-dee; but there being no chair in the room, and his knees being as weak as his wrists, he was obliged to sit upon as much of the little corner-table as projected beyond the corner-cupboard over it, which was not a very wide seat for a man advanced in years.
 
‘Among those who danced most continually were the two engaged couples, as was natural to their situation.  Each pair was very well matched, and very unlike the other.  James Hardcome’s intended was called Emily Darth, and both she and James were gentle, nice-minded, in-door people, fond of a quiet life.  Steve and his chosen, named Olive Pawle, were different; they were of a more nature, fond of racketing about and seeing what was going on in the world.  The two couples had arranged to get married on the same day, and that not long thence; Tony’s wedding being a sort of , as is often the case; I’ve noticed it professionally many times.
 
‘They danced with such a will as only young people in that stage of courtship can dance; and it happened that as the evening wore on James had for his partner Stephen’s one, Olive, at the same time that Stephen was dancing with James’s Emily.  It was noticed that in spite o’ the exchange the young men seemed to enjoy the dance no less than before.  By and by they were treading another in the same changed order as we had noticed earlier, and though at first each one had held the other’s mistress at half-arm’s length, lest there should be shown any objection to too close quarters by the lady’s proper man, as time passed there was a little more closeness between ’em; and presently a little more closeness still.
 
‘The later it got the more did each of the two cousins dance with the wrong young girl, and the tighter did he hold her to his side as he whirled her round; and, what was very , neither seemed to mind what the other was doing.  The party began to draw towards its end, and I saw no more that night, being one of the first to leave, on account of my morning’s business.  But I learnt the rest of it from those that knew.
 
‘After finishing a particularly warming dance with the changed partners, as I’ve mentioned, the two young men looked at one another, and in a moment or two went out into the porch together.
 
‘“James,” says Steve, “what were you thinking of when you were dancing with my Olive?”
 
‘“Well,” said James, “perhaps what you were thinking of when you were dancing with my Emily.”
 
‘“I was thinking,” said Steve, with some , “that I wouldn’t mind changing for good and all!”
 
‘“It was what I was feeling likewise,” said James.
 
‘“I willingly agree to it, if you think we could manage it.”
 
‘“So do I.  But what would the girls say?”
 
‘“’Tis my belief,” said Steve, “that they wouldn’t particularly object.  Your Emily clung as close to me as if she already belonged to me, dear girl.”
 
‘“And your Olive to me,” says James.  “I could feel her heart beating like a clock.”
 
‘Well, they agreed to put it to the girls when they were all four walking home together.  And they did so.  When they parted that night the exchange was on—all having been done under the hot excitement of that evening’s dancing.  Thus it happened that on the following Sunday morning, when the people were sitting in church with mouths wide open to hear the names published as they had expected, there was no small to hear them coupled the wrong way, as it seemed.  The congregation whispered, and thought the parson had made a mistake; till they discovered that his reading of the names was verily the true way.  As they had decided, so they were married, each one to the other’s original property.
 
‘Well, the two couples lived on for a year or two ordinarily enough, till the time came when these young people began to grow a little less warm to their respective , as is the rule of married life; and the two cousins wondered more and more in their hearts what had made ’em so mad at the last moment to marry crosswise as they did, when they might have married straight, as was planned by nature, and as they had fallen in love.  ’Twas Tony’s party that had done it, plain enough, and they half wished they had never gone there.  James, being a quiet, fireside, man, felt at times a wide gap between himself and Olive, his wife, who loved riding and driving and out-door to a degree; while Steve, who was always knocking about hither and , had a very domestic wife, who worked samplers, and made hearthrugs, scarcely ever wished to cross the threshold, and only drove out with him to please him.
 
‘However, they said very little about this mismating to any of their acquaintances, though sometimes Steve would look at James’s wife and sigh, and James would look at Steve’s wife and do the same.  Indeed, at last the two men were frank enough towards each other not to mind mentioning it quietly to themselves, in a long-faced, sorry-smiling, whimsical sort of way, and would shake their heads together over their foolishness in upsetting a well-considered choice on the strength of an hour’s fancy in the whirl and wildness of a dance.  Still, they were sensible and honest young fellows enough, and did their best to make shift with their lot as they had arranged it, and not to repine at what could not now be altered or mended.
 
‘So things remained till one fine summer day they went for their yearly little outing together, as they had made it their custom to do for a long while past.  This year they chose Budmouth-Regis as the place to spend their holiday in; and off they went in their best clothes at nine o’clock in the morning.
 
‘When they had reached Budmouth-Regis they walked two and two along the shore—their new boots going squeakity-squash upon the clammy sands.  I can seem to see ’em now!  Then they looked at the ships in the harbour; and then went up to the Look-out; and then had dinner at an inn; and then again walked two and two, squeakity-squash, upon the velvet sands.  As evening drew on they sat on one of the public seats upon the Esplanade, and listened to the band; and then they said “What shall we do next?”
 
‘“Of all things,” said Olive (Mrs. James Hardcome, that is), “I should like to row in the bay!  We could listen to the music from the water as well as from here, and have the fun of rowing besides.”
 
‘“The very thing; so should I,” says Stephen, his tastes being always like hers.
 
Here the clerk turned to the curate.
 
‘But you, sir, know the rest of the strange particulars of that strange evening of their lives better than anybody else, having had much of it from their own lips, which I had not; and perhaps you’ll oblige the gentleman?’
 
‘Certainly, if it is wished,’ said the curate.  And he took up the clerk’s tale:—
 
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‘Stephen’s wife hated the sea, except from land, and couldn’t bear the thought of going into a boat.  James, too, disliked the water, and said that for his part he would much sooner stay on and listen to the band in the seat they occupied, though he did not wish to stand in his wife’s way if she desired a row.  The end of the discussion was that James and his cousin’s wife Emily agreed to remain where they were sitting and enjoy the music, while they watched the other two hire a boat just beneath, and take their water-excursion of half an hour or so, till they should choose to come back and join the sitters on the Esplanade; when they would all start homeward together.
 
‘Nothing could have pleased the other two restless ones better than this arrangement; and Emily and James watched them go down to the boatman below and choose one of the little yellow skiffs, and walk carefully out upon the little that was laid on trestles to enable them to get alongside the craft.  They saw Stephen hand Olive in, and take his seat facing her; when they were settled they waved their hands to the couple watching them, and then Stephen took the pair of sculls and pulled off to the tune beat by the band, she through the other boats skimming about, for the sea was as smooth as glass that evening, and pleasure-seekers were rowing everywhere.
 
‘“How pretty they look moving on, don’t they?” said Emily to James (as I’ve been assured).  “They both enjoy it equally.  In everything their likings are the same.”
 
‘“That’s true,” said James.
 
‘“They would have made a handsome pair if they had married,” said she.
 
‘“Yes,” said he.  “’Tis a pity we should have parted ’em”
 
‘“Don’t talk of that, James,” said she.  “For better or for worse we decided to do as we did, and there’s an end of it.”
 
‘They sat on after that without speaking, side by side, and the band played as before; the people strolled up and down; and Stephen and Olive shrank smaller and smaller as they shot straight out to sea.  The two on shore used to relate how they saw Stephen stop rowing a moment, and take off his coat to get at his work better; but James’s wife sat quite still in the stern, holding the tiller-ropes by which she the boat.  When they had got very small indeed she turned her head to shore.
 
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