Jeff Peters was always when the of his profession was under discussion.  
"The only times," said he, "that me and Andy Tucker ever had any hiatuses in our cordial intents was when we differed on the moral aspects of . Andy had his standards and I had mine. I didn't approve of all of Andy's schemes for contributions from the public, and he thought I allowed my conscience to too often for the financial good of the firm. We had high arguments sometimes. One word led on to another till he said I reminded him of Rockefeller.
 
"'I don't know how you mean that, Andy,' says I, 'but we have been friends too long for me to take at a that you will regret when you cool off. I have yet,' says I, 'to shake hands with a subpœna server.'
 
"One summer me and Andy to rest up a spell in a fine little town in the mountains of Kentucky called Grassdale. We was supposed to be horse drovers, and good decent citizens besides, taking a summer vacation. The Grassdale people liked us, and me and Andy declared a cessation of , never so much as floating the fly leaf of a rubber or flashing a Brazilian diamond while we was there.
 
"One day the leading hardware merchant of Grassdale drops around to the hotel where me and Andy stopped, and smokes with us, , on the side porch. We knew him pretty well from pitching quoits in the afternoons in the court house yard. He was a loud, red man, breathing hard, but fat and respectable beyond all reason.
 
"After we talk on all the notorious themes of the day, this Murkison—for such was his entitlements—takes a letter out of his coat pocket in a careful, careless way and hands it to us to read.
 
"'Now, what do you think of that?' says he, laughing—'a letter like that to ME!'
 
"Me and Andy sees at a glance what it is; but we pretend to read it through. It was one of them old time typewritten green goods letters explaining how for $1,000 you could get $5,000 in bills that an expert couldn't tell from the genuine; and going on to tell how they were made from plates stolen by an employee of the at Washington.
 
"'Think of 'em sending a letter like that to ME!' says Murkison again.
 
"'Lot's of good men get 'em,' says Andy. 'If you don't answer the first letter they let you drop. If you answer it they write again asking you to come on with your money and do business.'
 
"'But think of 'em writing to ME!' says Murkison.
 
"A few days later he drops around again.
 
"'Boys,' says he, 'I know you are all right or I wouldn't in you. I wrote to them again just for fun. They answered and told me to come on to Chicago. They said telegraph to J. Smith when I would start. When I get there I'm to wait on a certain street corner till a man in a gray suit comes along and drops a newspaper in front of me. Then I am to ask him how the water is, and he knows it's me and I know it's him.'
 
"'Ah, yes,' says Andy, , 'it's the same old game. I've often read about it in the papers. Then he conducts you to the private in the hotel, where Mr. Jones is already waiting. They show you brand new real money and sell you all you want at five for one. You see 'em put it in a for you and know it's there. Of course it's brown paper when you come to look at it .'
 
"'Oh, they couldn't switch it on me,' says Murkison. 'I haven't built up the best paying business in Grassdale without having about me. You say it's real money they show you, Mr. Tucker?'
 
"'I've always—I see by the papers that it always is,' says Andy.
 
"'Boys,' says Murkison, 'I've got it in my mind that them fellows can't fool me. I think I'll put a couple of thousand in my jeans and go up there and put it all over 'em. If Bill Murkison gets his eyes once on them bills they show him he'll never take 'em off of 'em. They offer $5 for $1, and they'll have to stick to the bargain if I tackle 'em. That's the kind of trader Bill Murkison is. Yes, I jist believe I'll drop up Chicago way and take a 5 to 1 shot on J. Smith. I guess the water'll be fine enough.'
 
"Me and Andy tries to get this financial misquotation out of Murkison's head, but we might as well have tried to keep the man who rolls peanuts with a toothpick from betting on Bryan's election. No, sir; he was going to perform a public duty by these green goods swindlers at their own game. Maybe it would teach 'em a lesson.
 
"After Murkison left us me and Andy sat a while prepondering over our silent and of reason. In our idle hours we always improved our higher selves by and mental thought.
 
"'Jeff,' says Andy after a long time, 'quite unseldom I have seen fit to your molars when you have been chewing the rag with me about your way of doing business. I may have been often wrong. But here is a case where I think we can agree. I feel that it would be wrong for us to allow Mr. Murkison to go alone to meet those Chicago green goods men. There is but one way it can end. Don't you think we would both feel better if we was to intervene in some way and prevent the doing of this deed?'
 
"I got up and shook Andy Tucker's hand hard and long.
 
"'Andy,' says I, 'I may have had one or two hard thoughts about the heartlessness of your corporation, but I 'em now. You have a kind at the interior of your after all. It does you credit. I was just thinking the same thing that you have expressed. It would not be honorable or praiseworthy,' says I, 'for us to let Murkison go on with this project he has taken up. If he is to go let us go with him and prevent this swindle from coming off.'
 
"Andy agreed with me; and I was glad to see that he was in earnest about brea............