JILL HAD IT ALL planned out. And in her mind, it was going well.

She had come home early and prepared one of Steve's favorite meals, coq au vin. In truth, other than half a dozen kinds of eggs, it was the only thing she knew how to cook - or at least that she was confident about.

Maybe tonight they could talk about how to proceed. She had the name of a therapist that a friend had given her and Steve had promised he would actually go this time.

She had vegetables simmering in the pan and was about to add wine when Steve came home. But when he walked up the stairs, he seemed to look right through her. "Look at us," he said. "You'd think we were an ad for domestic bliss."

"Trying," Jill said. She was wearing pressed jeans and a pink V-necked T-shirt, and she had her hair down the way he liked it.

"Just one thing wrong." Steve tossed his newspaper down. "I'm going out."

Jill felt her stomach sink. "Why? Look at me, Steve. I've gone to a lot of trouble."

"Frank needs to bounce a proposal off me." Steve reached across to a fruit basket and took a peach. There was a part of him that seemed almost to be gloating, amused that he'd ruined the evening.

"Can't you see Frank at the office tomorrow? I told you, there was something I needed to talk about. You said okay. I've got all this food."

He took a bite out of the peach and laughed. "You break one night before eight and get it in your head to play Alice on The Brady Bunch, and I'm the one blowing the script?"

"It's not a script, Steve."

"You wanna talk" - he sucked out another bite of the peach - "go ahead. In case you've forgotten, it's still my check that pays for those Manolo Blahniks. The market the way it is these days, the only thing scarcer than the Ice Queen with an urge to have sex is a promising deal. Given the odds, I'll throw in with the deal."

"That was really cruel." Jill glared at him. She was deter-mined to hold herself together. "I was trying to do something nice."

"It is nice." Steve shrugged, took another bite. "And if you hurry, you might still catch one of your girlfriends to share this special moment with you."

She saw herself reflected in the window, suddenly feeling ridiculous. "You're an incredib............