An acquaintance of mine once told me the following story.  
When I was a student at Moscow I happened to live alongside one of those ladies whose repute is questionable. She was a Pole, and they called her Teresa. She was a tallish, powerfully-built brunette, with black, bushy eyebrows and a large coarse face as if carved out by a hatchet—the bestial gleam of her dark eyes, her thick bass voice, her cabman-like gait and her immense muscular vigour, worthy of a fishwife, inspired me with horror. I lived on the top flight and her garret was opposite to mine. I never left my door open when I knew her to be at home. But this, after all, was a very rare occurrence. Sometimes I chanced to meet her on the staircase or in the yard, and she would smile upon me with a smile which seemed to me to be sly and cynical. Occasionally, I saw her drunk, with bleary eyes, tousled hair, and a particularly hideous grin. On such occasions she would speak to me.
 
“How d’ye do, Mr. Student!” and her stupid laugh would still further intensify my loathing of her. I should have liked to have changed my quarters in order to have avoided such encounters and greetings; but my little chamber was a nice one, and there was such a wide view from the window, and it was always so quiet in the street below—so I endured.
 
And one morning I was sprawling on my couch, trying to find some sort of excuse for not attending my class, when the door opened, and the bass voice of Teresa the loathsome resounded from my threshold:
 
“Good health to you, Mr. Student!”
 
“What do you want?” I said. I saw that her face was confused and supplicatory... It was a very unusual sort of face for her.
 
“Sir! I want to beg a favour of you. Will you grant it me?”
 
I lay there silent, and thought to myself:
 
“Gracious!... Courage, my boy!”
 
“I want to send a letter home, that’s what it is,” she said; her voice was beseeching, soft, timid.
 
“Deuce take you!” I thought; but up I jumped, sat down at my table, took a sheet of paper, and said:
 
“Come here, sit down, and dictate!”
 
She came, sat down very gingerly on a chair, and looked at me with a guilty look.
 
“Well, to whom do you want to write?”
 
“To Boleslav Kashput, at the town of Svieptziana, on the Warsaw Road...”
 
“Well, fire away!”
 
“My dear Boles ... my darling ... my faithful lover. May the Mother of God protect thee! Thou heart of gold, why hast thou not written for such a long time to thy sorrowing little dove, Teresa?”
 
I very nearly burst out laughing. “A sorrowing little dove!” more than five feet high, with fists a stone and more in weight, and as black a face as if the little dove had lived all its life in a chimney, and had never once washed itself! Restraining myself somehow, I asked:
 
“Who is this Bolest?”
 
“Boles, Mr. Student,” she said, as if offended with me for blundering over the name, “he is Boles—my young man.”
 
“Young man!”
 
“Why are you so surprised, sir? Cannot I, a girl, have a young man?”
 
She? A girl? Well!
 
“Oh, why not?” I said. “All things are possible. And has he been your young man long?”
 
“Six years.”
 
“Oh, ho!” I thought. “Well, let us write your letter...”
 
And I tell you plainly that I would willingly have changed places with this Boles if his fair correspondent had been not Teresa but something less than she.
 
“I thank you most heartily, sir, for your kind services,” said Teresa to me, with a curtsey. “Perhaps I can show you some service, eh?”
 
“No, I most humbly thank you all the same.”
 
“Perhaps, sir, your shirts or your trousers may want a little mending?”
 
I felt that this mastodon in petticoats had made me grow quite red with shame, and I told her pretty sharply that I had no need whatever of her services.
 
She departed.
 
A week or two passed away. It was evening. I was sitting at my window whistling and thinking of some expedient for enabling me to get away from myself. I was bored; the weather was dirty. I didn’t want to go out, and out of sheer ennui I began a course of self-analysis and reflection. This also was dull enough work, but I didn’t care about doing anything else. Then the door opened. Heaven be praised! Some one came in.
 
“Oh, Mr. Student, you have no pressing business, I hope?”
 
It was Teresa. Humph!
 
“No. What is it?”
 
“I was going to ask you, sir, to write me another letter.”
 
“Very well! To Boles, eh?”
 
“No, this time it is from him.”
 
“Wha-at?”
 
“Stupid that I am! It is not for me, Mr. Student, I beg your pardon. It is for a friend of mine, that is to say, not a friend but an acquaintance—a man acquaintance. He has a sweetheart just like me here, Teresa. That’s how it is. Will you, sir, write a letter to this Teresa?”
 
I looked at her—her face was troubled, her fingers were trembling. I was a bit fogged at first—and then I guessed how it was.
 
“Look here, my lady,” I said, “there are no Boleses or Teresas at all, and you’ve been telling me a pack of lies. Don’t you come sneaking about me any longer. I have no wish whatever to cultivate your acquaintance. Do you understand?”
 
And suddenly she grew strangely terrified and distraught; she began to shift from foot to foot without moving from the pla............