A Camel said: "Nothing like being tall! Look how tall I am!"  
A Pig, who heard these words, said: "Nothing like being short! Look how short I am!"
 
The Camel said: "Well, if I fail to prove the truth of what I said, I shall give up my hump."
 
The Pig said: "If I fail to prove the truth of what I have said, I shall give up my snout."
 
"Agreed!" said the Camel.
 
"Just so!" said the Pig.
 
They came to a garden, enclosed by a low wall without any opening. The Camel stood on this side the wall, and reaching the plants within by means of his long neck made a breakfast on them. Then he turned jeeringly to the Pi............