There are a number of empty apartments in the suburbs of our mind that we shall be glad to rent to any well-behaved ideas.  
These apartments (unfurnished) all have southern exposure and are reasonably well lighted. They have emergency exits.
 
We prefer middle-aged, reasonable ideas that have outgrown the diseases of infancy. No ideas need apply that will lie awake at night and disturb the neighbors, or will come home very late and wake the other tenants. This is an orderly mind, and no gambling, loud laughter and carnival or Pomeranian dogs will be admitted.
 
If necessary, the premises can be improved to suit high-class tena............