"What's happened?" cried Texas, as soon as he'd managed to get calm enough to talk coherently. "What's happened?"  
"Sit down," said Mark, laughing in spite of himself. "Sit down and stop your dancing. Everybody in the place is staring at you."
 
Texas sat, and then Mark described to him just what had happened. As might have been expected, he was up in arms in a moment.
 
"Where is that feller? Now, look a 'yere, Mark, leggo me. Thar he goes! Say, if I don't git him by the neck an'——"
 
The excitable youth was quieted after some ten minutes' work or so, and immediate danger was over.
 
"And now," said Mark, "where's the Parson?"
 
"Over in library," responded the other, "a fossilizin'. What do you want with him?"
 
[Pg 92]"You be good," said Mark, "and I'll let you see. Come on."
 
They found the Parson as Texas had said, and they managed to separate him from the books and drag him over to barracks. Then Mark, who by this time had recovered his usual easy good-nature, told of "Mr. Murray's" insult again.
 
"Now, I haven't the least objection," he continued, "of being sent to Coventry. In fact, so long as it means the cadets' leaving me alone, I rather like the idea. But I don't propose to stand a thing like that which just happened for a moment. So there's got to be a fight, and if they won't let me, I'll have to make 'em, that's all."
 
"Um," said the Parson, looking grave. "Um."
 
"Now, as for that fellow Murray," added Mark, "I don't propose to fight him."
 
"Wow!" shouted Texas. "What in thunder do you mean? Now if you don't, by jingo! I'll go and do it myself!"
 
"Take it easy," said Mark, laughing. "You see, Williams is the man the class has selected to beat me; he's the best fighter. Now, if I beat anybody else it won't do me the least bit of good; they'd still say I'm afraid of[Pg 93] Williams. So I'm going to try him first. How's that, Texas?"
 
"Reckon you're right," admitted Powers, rather sheepishly. "I 'spose you'll let me go and arrange it, hey?"
 
"I'd as soon think of sending a dynamite bomb," laughed Mark. "You'd be in a fight before he'd said three words. That's what I wanted the Parson for. I think he'd be grave and scholarly even if they ate him."
 
"Thank you," said the Parson, gravely. "I should try."
 
"Wow!" growled Texas.
 
And thus it happened that the Parson set out for "Camp McPherson," a short while later, his learned head full of prize fighting and the methods and practice of diplomacy.
 
It was rather an unusual thing for a plebe to do—this venturing into "camp;" and the cadets stared at the Parson, wondering what an amount of curiosity he must have to go prospecting within the lines of the enemy. The Parson, however, did not act as if curiosity had brought him; with a businesslike air and a solemn visage he strode down the company street, and, heedless of the cadets who had gathered at the tent doors to see him,[Pg 94] halted in front of one before which he saw "Billy" Williams standing.
 
"Mr. Williams?" said the Parson.
 
Mr. Williams had been engaged in vigorously drying his face; he paused, and gazed up out of the towel in surprise, and one of his tent mates, Cadet Captain Fischer, ceased unwinding himself from his long red sash and stared.
 
"My name is Stanard," said the Parson—"Peter Stanard."
 
"Pleased to meet you," said Williams, stretching out a long, brawny arm.
 
There was a twinkle in the yearling's eye as he glanced at the skinny white fingers which Stanard put out in return. And, taking in the stranger's lank, scholarly figure, Williams seized the hand and squeezed with all his might.
 
He expected to hear a howl, but he was disappointed. The Parson drew up his "prehensile muscles," as he called them. The result was that Cadet Williams turned white, but he said nothing about it, and invited the stranger into his tent.
 
The Parson deposited himself gently in one corner and[Pg 95] drew up his long legs under him. Then he gazed out of the tent and said—"ahem!"
 
"Warm day," said Williams, by way of a starter.
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