"ONE time," said Uncle Remus—adjusting his spectacles so as to be able to see how to thread a large darning-needle with which he was patching his coat—"one time, way back yander, \'fo\' you wuz bomed, honey, en \'fo\' Mars John er Miss Sally wuz bomed—way back yander \'fo\' enny un us wuz bomed, de animils en de creeturs sorter \'lecshuneer roun\' \'mong deyselves, twel at las\' dey \'greed fer ter have a \'sembly. In dem days," continued the old man, observing a look of incredulity on the little boy\'s face, "in dem days creeturs had lots mo\' sense dan dey got now; let \'lone dat, dey had sense same like folks. Hit was tech en go wid um, too, mon, en w\'en dey make up der mines w\'at hatter be done, \'twant mo\'n menshun\'d \'fo, hit wuz done. Well, dey \'lected dat dey hatter hol\' er \'sembly fer ter sorter straighten out marters en hear de complaints, en w\'en de day come dey wuz on han\'. De Lion, he wuz dar, kase he wuz de king, en he hatter be der. De Rhynossyhoss, he wuz dar, en de Elephant, he wuz dar, en de Cammils, en de Cows, en plum\' down ter de Crawfishes, dey wuz dar. Dey wuz all dar. En w\'en de Lion shuck his mane, en tuck his seat in de big cheer, den de sesshun begun fer ter commence.