They had a very fine day for Box Hill; and all the other outward circumstances of arrangement, accommodation, and punctuality, were in favour of a pleasant party. Mr. Weston directed the whole, officiating safely between Hartfield and the Vicarage, and every body was in good time. Emma and Harriet went together; Miss Bates and her niece, with the Eltons; the gentlemen on horseback. Mrs. Weston remained with Mr. Woodhouse. Nothing was wanting but to be happy when they got there. Seven miles were travelled in expectation of enjoyment, and every body had a burst of admiration on first arriving; but in the general amount of the day there was deficiency. There was a languor, a want of spirits, a want of union, which could not be got over. They separated too much into parties. The Eltons walked together; Mr. Knightley took charge of Miss Bates and Jane; and Emma and Harriet belonged to Frank Churchill. And Mr. Weston tried, in vain, to make them harmonise better. It seemed at first an accidental division, but it never materially varied. Mr. and Mrs. Elton, indeed, shewed no unwillingness to mix, and be as agreeable as they could; but during the two whole hours that were spent on the hill, there seemed a principle of separation, between the other parties, too strong for any fine prospects, or any cold collation, or any cheerful Mr. Weston, to remove.

At first it was downright dulness to Emma. She had never seen Frank Churchill so silent and stupid. He said nothing worth hearing - looked without seeing - admired without intelligence - listened without knowing what she said. While he was so dull, it was no wonder that Harriet should be dull likewise; and they were both insufferable.

When they all sat down it was better; to her taste a great deal better, for Frank Churchill grew talkative and gay, making her his first object. Every distinguishing attention that could be paid, was paid to her. To amuse her, and be agreeable in her eyes, seemed all that he cared for - and Emma, glad to be enlivened, not sorry to be flattered, was gay and easy too, and gave him all the friendly encouragement, the admission to be gallant, which she had ever given in the first and most animating period of their acquaintance; but which now, in her own estimation, meant nothing, though in the judgment of most people looking on it must have had such an appearance as no English word but flirtation could very well describe. `Mr. Frank Churchill and Miss Woodhouse flirted together excessively.' They were laying themselves open to that very phrase - and to having it sent off in a letter to Maple Grove by one lady, to Ireland by another. Not that Emma was gay and thoughtless from any real felicity; it was rather because she felt less happy than she had expected. She laughed because she was disappointed; and though she liked him for his attentions, and thought them all, whether in friendship, admiration, or playfulness, extremely judicious, they were not winning back her heart. She still intended him for her friend.

`How much I am obliged to you,' said he, `for telling me to come to-day! - If it had not been for you, I should certainly have lost all the happiness of this party. I had quite determined to go away again.'

`Yes, you were very cross; and I do not know what about, except that you were too late for the best strawberries. I was a kinder friend than you deserved. But you were humble. You begged hard to be commanded to come.'

`Don't say I was cross. I was fatigued. The heat overcame me.'

`It is hotter to-day.'

`Not to my feelings. I am perfectly comfortable to-day.'

`You are comfortable because you are under command.'

`Your command? - Yes.'

`Perhaps I intended you to say so, but I meant self-command. You had, somehow or other, broken bounds yesterday, and run away from your own management; but to-day you are got back again - and as I cannot be always with you, it is best to believe your temper under your own command rather than mine.'

`It comes to the same thing. I can have no self-command without a motive. You order me, whether you speak or not. And you can be always with me. You are always with me.'

`Dating from three o'clock yesterday. My perpetual influence could not begin earlier, or you would not have been so much out of humour before.'

`Three o'clock yesterday! That is your date. I thought I had seen you first in February.'

`Your gallantry is really unanswerable. But (lowering her voice) - nobody speaks except ourselves, and it is rather too much to be talking nonsense for the entertainment of seven silent people.'

`I say nothing of which I am ashamed,' replied he, with lively impudence. `I saw you first in February. Let every body on the Hill hear me if they can. Let my accents swell to Mickleham on one side, and Dorking on the other. I saw you first in February.' And then whispering - `Our companions are excessively stupid. What shall we do to rouse them? Any nonsense will serve. They shall talk. Ladies and gentlemen, I am ordered by Miss Woodhouse (who, wherever she is, presides) to say, that she desires to know what you are all thinking of?'

Some laughed, and answered good-humouredly. Miss Bates said a great deal; Mrs. Elton swelled at the idea of Miss Woodhouse's presiding; Mr. Knightley's answer was the most distinct.

`Is Miss Woodhouse sure that she would like to hear what we are all thinking of?'

`Oh! no, no' - cried Emma, laughing as carelessly as she could - `Upon no account in the world. It is the very last thing I would stand the brunt of just now. Let me hear any thing rather than what you are all thinking of. I will not say quite all. There are one or two, perhaps, (glancing at Mr. Weston and Harriet,) whose thoughts I might not be afraid of knowing.'

`It is a sort of thing,' cried Mrs. Elton emphatically, `which I should not have thought myself privileged to inquire into. Though, perhaps, as the Chaperon of the party - I never was in any circle - exploring parties - young ladies - married women - '

Her mutterings were chiefly to her husband; and he murmured, in reply,

`Very true, my love, very true. Exactly so, indeed - quite unheard of - but some ladies say any thing. Better pass it off as a joke. Every body knows what is due to you.'

`It will not do,' whispered Frank to Emma; `they are most of them affronted. I will attack them with more address. Ladies and gentlemen - I am ordered by Miss Woodhouse to say, that she waives her right of knowing exactly what you may all be thinking of, and only requires something very entertaining from each of you, in a general way. Here are seven of you, besides myself, (who, she is pleased to say, am very entertaining already,) and she only demands from each of you either one thing very clever, be it prose or verse, original or repeated - or two things moderately clever - or three things very dull indeed, and she engages to laugh heartily at them all.'

`Oh! very well,' exclaimed Miss Bates, `then I need not be uneasy. ``Three things very dull indeed.'' That will just do for me, you know. I shall be sure to say three dull things as soon as ever I open my mouth, shan't I? (looking round with the most good-humoured dependence on every body's assent) - Do not you all think I shall?'

Emma could not resist.

`Ah! ma'am, but there may be a difficulty. Pardon me - but you will be limited as to number - only three at once.'

Miss Bates, deceived by the mock ceremony of her manner, did not immediately catch her meaning; but, when it burst on her, it could not anger, though a slight blush shewed that it could pain her.

`Ah! - well - to be sure. Yes, I see what she means, (turning to Mr. Knightley,) and I will try to hold my tongue. I must make myself very disagreeable, or she would not have said such a thing to an old friend.'

`I like your plan,' cried Mr. Weston. `Agreed, agreed. I will do my best. I am making a conundrum. How will a conundrum reckon?'

`Low, I am afraid, sir, very low,' answered his son; - `but we shall be indulgent - especially to any one who leads the way.'

`No, no,' said Emma, `it will not reckon low. A conundrum of Mr. Weston's shall clear him and his next neighbour. Come, sir, pray let me hear it.'

`I doubt its being very clever myself,' said Mr. Weston. `It is too much a matter of fact, but here it is. - What two letters of the alphabet are there, that express perfection?'

`What two letters! - express perfection! I am sure I do not know.'

`Ah! you will never guess. You, (to Emma), I am certain, will never guess. - I will tell you. - M. and A. - Em-ma. - Do you understand?'

Understanding and gratification came together. It might be a very indifferent piece of wit, but Emma found a great deal to laugh at and enjoy in it - and so did Frank and Harriet. - It did not seem to touch the rest of the party equally; some looked very stupid about it, and Mr. Knightley gravely said,

`This explains the sort of clever thing that is wanted, and Mr. Weston has done very well for himself; but he must have knocked up every body else. Perfection should not have come quite so soon.'

`Oh! for myself, I protest I must be excused,' said............