All the kids from Wayside School had to spend 243 days in horrible schools while Wayside was closed to get rid of the cows {Don\'t ask!). Now the kids are back and the fun begins again on every floor. Miss Mush has prepared a special lunch of baked liver in purple sauce, and it\'s Pet Day on the 30th floor-with dogs and cats and frogs and skunks and pigs, and an orange named Fido causing a terrible commotion. In Mrs. Drazil\'s class, they\'re throwing a coffeepot, a sack of potatoes, a pencil sharpener, and a light bulb out the window to see which hits the ground first. But the big surprise is Mrs. Jewls is expecting a baby-but one named Cootie Face or Bucket Head-"and a substitute teacher is coming-and everyone knows what that means...


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For two hundred and forty-three days, a lonely sign hung on the front of the old school building.

On some days a child would come, look at the sign, then sadly walk away.

Or else a child would come, look at the sign, stand on her head, then sadly walk away.
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Louis watched them come and go.

But he never said "Hi!" to them. He hid when they came.

It was his job to repair the school.