There was a woman one time, and she on her way to the market, counting the price of her basket of eggs.
“If eggs are up,” says she, “I’ll be gaining a handful of silver, and evenly if prices be down I’ll not do too badly at all for I have a weighty supply.”
With that she remarked a little wee boy sitting down by the hedge, he stitching away at a brogue.
“If I had a hold of yon lad,” says she, “I’d make him discover a treasure—for the like of him knows where gold does be hid.”
She juked up behind him, like a cat would be after a bird, and she caught a strong grip of his neck. [180]
Well he let an odious screech out of him, for he was horrid surprised.
“I have you, my gosoon,” says she.
“Oh surely you have, mam,” he answers. “The strength of your thumb is destroying my thrapple this day.”
“Will you show me a treasure?” says she.
“I’d have you to know,” he replies, “that the pot of gold I could convey you in sight of is guarded by the appearance of a very strange frog.”
“What do I care for the creeping beasts of the world,” says she. “Worse nor a frog wouldn’t scare me at all.”
“You’re a terrible fine woman, mistress dear,” says the leprachaun. “I’ve travelled a power of the earth and I never came in with your equal.”
“Go on with your old-fashioned chat,” she replies, but she was middling well pleased all the same.
“I’m a small little fellow,” says he, “and I c............