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Chapter 10

  Reflections. I make another Good Joke. Am annoyed at theconstant serving-up of the "Blanc-Mange." Lupin expresses his opinionof Weddings. Lupin falls out with Daisy Mutlar.

  November 16. -Woke about twenty times during the night, withterrible thirst. Finished off all the water in the bottle, as well as half thatin the jug. Kept dreaming also, that last night's party was a failure, andthat a lot of low people came without invitation, and kept chaffing andthrowing things at Mr. Perkupp, till at last I was obliged to hide him in thebox-room (which we had just discovered), with a bath-towel over him. Itseems absurd now, but it was painfully real in the dream. I had the samedream about a dozen times.

  Carrie annoyed me by saying: "You know champagne never agreeswith you." I told her I had only a couple of glasses of it, having keptmyself entirely to port. I added that good champagne hurt nobody, andLupin told me he had only got it from a traveller as a favour, as thatparticular brand had been entirely bought up by a West-End club.

  I think I ate too heartily of the "side dishes," as the waiter called them.

  I said to Carrie: "I wish I had put those 'side dishes' ASIDE." Irepeated this, but Carrie was busy, packing up the teaspoons we hadborrowed of Mrs. Cummings for the party. It was just half-past eleven,and I was starting for the office, when Lupin appeared, with a yellowcomplexion, and said: "Hulloh! Guv., what priced head have you thismorning?" I told him he might just as well speak to me in Dutch. Headded: "When I woke this morning, my head was as big as Baldwin'sballoon." On the spur of the moment I said the cleverest thing I think Ihave ever said; viz.: "Perhaps that accounts for the paraSHOOTINGpains." We roared.

  November 17. - Still feel tired and headachy! In the evening Gowingcalled, and was full of praise about our party last Wednesday. He saideverything was done beautifully, and he enjoyed himself enormously.

   Gowing can be a very nice fellow when he likes, but you never know howlong it will last. For instance, he stopped to supper, and seeing someBLANC-MANGE on the table, shouted out, while the servant was in theroom: "Hulloh! The remains of Wednesday?"November 18. - Woke up quite fresh after a good night's rest, and feelquite myself again. I am satisfied a life of going-out and Society is not alife for me; we therefore declined the invitation which we received thismorning to Miss Bird's wedding. We only met her twice at Mrs. James',and it means a present. Lupin said: "I am with you for once. To mymind a wedding's a very poor play. There are only two parts in it - thebride and bridegroom. The best man is only a walking gentleman. Withthe exception of a crying father and a snivelling mother, the rest areSUPERS who have to dress well and have to PAY for their insignificantparts in the shape of costly presents." I did not care for the theatricalslang, but thought it clever, though disrespectful.

  I told Sarah not to bring up the BLANC-MANGE again for breakfast.

  It seems to have been placed on our table at every meal since Wednesday.

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