One morning very shortly after her return to Harrington, Lady Chiltern was told that Mr Spooner of Spoon Hall had called, and desired to see her. She suggested that the gentleman had probably asked for her husband — who, at that moment was enjoying his recovered supremacy in the centre of Trumpeton Wood; but she was assured that on this occasion Mr Spooner’s mission was to herself. She had no quarrel with Mr Spooner, and she went to him at once. After the first greeting he rushed in to the subject of the great triumph. “So we’ve got rid of Mr Fothergill, Lady Chiltern.”

“Yes; Mr Fothergill will not, I believe, trouble us any more. He is an old man, it seems, and has retired from the Duke’s service.”

“I can’t tell you how glad I am, Lady Chiltern. We were afraid that Chiltern would have thrown it up, and then I don’t know where we should have been. England would not have been England any longer, to my thinking, if we hadn’t won the day. It’d have been just like a French revolution. Nobody would have known what was coming or where he was going.”

That Mr Spooner should be enthusiastic on any hunting question was a matter of course; but still it seemed to be odd that he should have driven himself over from Spoon Hall to pour his feelings into Lady Chiltern’s ear. “We shall go on very nicely now, I don’t doubt,” said she; “and I’m sure that Lord Chiltern will be glad to find that you are pleased.”

“I am very much pleased, I can tell you.” Then he paused, and the tone of his voice was changed altogether when he spoke again. “But I didn’t come over only about that, Lady Chiltern. Miss Palliser has not come back with you, Lady Chiltern?”

“We left Miss Palliser at Matching. You know she is the Duke’s cousin.”

“I wish she wasn’t, with all my heart.”

“Why should you want to rob her of her relations, Mr Spooner?”

“Because — because — . I don’t want to say a word against her, Lady Chiltern. To me she is perfect as a star — beautiful as a rose.” Mr Spooner as he said this pointed first to the heavens and then to the earth. “But perhaps she wouldn’t have been so proud of her grandfather hadn’t he been a Duke.”

“I don’t think she is proud of that.”

“People do think of it, Lady Chiltern; and I don’t say that they ought not. Of course it makes a difference, and when a man lives altogether in the country, as I do, it seems to signify so much more. But if you go back to old county families, Lady Chiltern, the Spooners have been here pretty nearly as long as the Pallisers — if not longer. The Desponders, from whom we come, came over with William the Conqueror.”

“I have always heard that there isn’t a more respectable family in the county.”

“That there isn’t. There was a grant of land, which took their name, and became the Manor of Despond; there’s where Spoon Hall is now. Sir Thomas Desponder was one of those who demanded the Charter, though his name wasn’t always given because he wasn’t a baron. Perhaps Miss Palliser does not know all that.”

“I doubt whether she cares about those things.”

“Women do care about them — very much. Perhaps she has heard of the two spoons crossed, and doesn’t know that that was a stupid vulgar practical joke. Our crest is a knight’s head bowed, with the motto, “” Desperandum ‘’. Soon after the Conquest one of the Desponders fell in love with the Queen, and never would give it up, though it wasn’t any good. Her name was Matilda, and so he went as a Crusader and got killed. But wherever he went he had the knight’s head bowed, and the motto on the shield.”

“What a romantic story, Mr Spooner!”

“Isn’t it? And it’s quite true. That’s the way we became Spooners. I never told her of it, but, somehow I wish I had now. It always seemed that she didn’t think that I was anybody.”

“The truth is, Mr Spooner, that she was always thinking that somebody else was everything. When a gentleman is told that a lady’s affections have been pre-engaged, however much he may regret the circumstances, he cannot, I think, feel any hurt to his pride. If I understand the matter, Miss Palliser explained to you that she was engaged when first you spoke to her.”

“You are speaking of young Gerard Maule.”

“Of course I am speaking of Mr Maule.”

“But she has quarrelled with him, Lady Chiltern.”

“Don’t you know what such quarrels come to?”

“Well, no. That is to say, everybody tells me that it is really broken off and that he has gone nobody knows where. At any rate he never shows himself. He doesn’t mean it, Lady Chiltern.”

“I don’t know what he means.”

“And he can’t afford it, Lady Chiltern. I mean it, and I can afford it. Surely that might go for something.”

“I cannot say what Mr Maule may mean to do, Mr Spooner, but I think it only fair to tell you that he is at present staying at Matching, under the same roof with Miss Palliser.”

“Maule staying at the Duke’s!” When Mr Spooner heard this there came a sudden change over his face. His jaw fell, and his mouth was opened, and the redness of his cheeks flew up to his forehead.

“He was expected there yesterday, and I need hardly suggest to you what will be the end of the quarrel.”

“Going to the Duke’s won’t give him an income.”

“I know nothing about that, Mr Spooner. But it really seems to me that you misinterpret the nature of the affections of such a girl as Miss Palliser. Do you think it likely that she should cease to love a man because he is not so rich as another?”

“People, when they are married, want a house to live in, Lady Chiltern. Now at Spoon Hall — ”

“Believe me, that is in vain, Mr Spooner.”

“You are quite sure of it?”

“Quite sure.”

“I’d have done anything for her — anything! She might have had what settlements she pleased. I told Ned that he must go, if she made a point of it. I’d have gone abroad, or lived just anywhere. I’d come to that, that I didn’t mind the hunting a bit.”

“I’m sorry for you — I am indeed.”

“It cuts a fellow all to pieces so! And yet what is it all about? A slip of a girl that isn’t anything so very much out of the way after all. Lady Chiltern, I shouldn’t care if the horse kicked the trap all to pieces going back to Spoon Hall, and me with it.

“You’ll get over it, Mr Spooner.”

“Get over it! I suppose I shall; but I shall never be as I was. I’ve been always thinking of the day when there must be a lady at Spoon Hall, and putting it off, you know. There’ll never be a lady there now — never. You don’t think there’s any chance at all?”

“I’m sure there is none.”

“I’d give half I’ve got in all the world”, said the wretched man, “just to get it out of my head. I know what it will come to.” Though he paused, Lady Chiltern could ask no question respecting Mr Spooner’s future prospects. “It’ll be two bottles of champagne at dinner, and two bottles of claret afterwards, every day. I only hope she’ll know that she did it. Goodbye, Lady Chiltern. I thought that perhaps you’d have helped me.”

“I cannot help you.”

“Goodbye.” So he went down to his trap, and drove himself violently home — without, however, achieving the ruin which he desired. Let us hope that as time cures his wound that threat as to increased consumption of wine may fall to the ground unfulfilled.

In the meantime Gerard Maule had arrived at Matching Priory.

“We have quarrelled,” Adelaide had said when the Duchess told her that her lover was to come. “Then you had better make it up again,” the Duchess had answered — and there had been an end of it. Nothing more was done; no arrangement was made, and Adelaide was left to meet the man as best she might. The quarrel to her had been as the disruption of the heavens. She had declared to herself that she would bear it; but the misfortune to be borne was a broken world falling about her own ears. She had thought of a nunnery, of Ophelia among the water-lilies, and of an early death-bed. Then she had pictured to herself the somewhat ascetic and very laborious life of an old maiden lady whose only recreation fifty years hence should consist in looking at the portrait of him who had once been her lover. And now she was told that he was coming to Matching as though nothing had been the matter! She tried to think whether it was not her duty to have her things at once packed, and ask for a carriage to take her to the railway station. But she was in the house of her nearest relative — of him and also of her who were bound to see that things were right; and then there might be a more pleasureable existence than that which would have to depend on a photograph for its keenest delight. But how should she meet him? In what way should she address him? Should she ignore the quarrel, or recognize it, or take some milder course? She was half afraid of the Duchess, and could not ask for assistance. And the Duchess, though good-natured, seemed to her to be rough. There was nobody at Matching to whom she could say a word — so she lived on, and trembled, and doubted from hour to hour whether the world would not come to an end.

The Duchess was rough, but she was very good-natured. She had contrived that the two lovers should be brought into the same house, and did not doubt at all but what they would be able to adjust their own little differences when they met. Her experiences of the world had certainly made her more alive to the material prospects than to the delicate aroma of a love adventure. She had been greatly knocked about herself, and the material prospects had come uppermost. But all that had happened to her had tended to open her hand to other people, and had enabled her to be good-natured with delight, even when she knew that her friends imposed upon her. She didn’t care much for Laurence Fitzgibbon; but when she was told that the lady with money would not consent to marry the aristocratic pauper except on condition that she should be received at Matching, the Duchess at once gave the invitation. And now, though she couldn’t go into the “fal-lallery’ — as she called it, to Madame Goesler — of settling a meeting between two young people who had fallen out, she worked hard till she accomplished something perhaps more important to their future happiness. “Plantagenet,” she said, “there can be no objection to your cousin having that money.”

“My dear!”

“Oh come; you must remember about Adelaide, and that young man who is coming here today.”

“You told me that Adelaide is to be married. I don’t know anything about the young man.”

“His name is Maule, and he is a gentleman, and all that. Some day when his father dies he’ll have a small property somewhere.”

“I hope he has a profession.”

“No, he has not. I told you all that before.”

“If he has nothing at all, Glencora, why did he ask a young lady to marry him?”

“Oh, dear; what’s the good of going into all that? He has got something. They’ll do immensely well, if you’ll only listen. She is your first cousin.”

“Of course she is,” said Plantagenet, lifting up his hand to his hair.

“And you are bound to do something for her.”

“No; I am not bound. But I’m very willing, if you wish it. Put the thing on a right footing.”

“I hate footings — that is, right footings. We can manage this without taki............