THE SON FROM LONDON In the spring of the year there used to come to Thrums a painter from nature whom Hendry spoke¹ of as the drawer. He lodged² with Jess in my attic³, and when the weavers⁴ met him they said, "Weel, drawer," and then passed on, grinning. Tammas Haggart was the first to say this.
 
The drawer was held a poor man because he straggled about the country looking for subjects for his draws, and Jess, as was her way, gave him many comforts for which she would not charge. That, I daresay, was why he painted for her a little portrait of Jamie. When the drawer came back to Thrums he always found the painting in a frame in the room. Here I must make a confession⁵ about Jess. She did not in her secret mind think the portrait quite the thing, and as soon as the drawer departed it was removed from the frame to make way for a calendar. The deception⁶ was very innocent, Jess being anxious not to hurt the donor's feelings.
 
To those who have the artist's eye, the picture, which hangs in my school-house now, does not show a handsome lad, Jamie being short and dapper, with straw-coloured hair, and a chin that ran away into his neck. That is how I once regarded him, but I have little heart for criticism of those I like, and, despite his madness for a season, of which, alas⁷, I shall have to tell, I am always Jamie's friend. Even to hear any one disparaging⁸ the appearance of Jess's son is to me a pain.
 
All Jess's acquaintances knew that in the beginning of every month a registered letter reached her from London. To her it was not a matter to keep secret. She was proud that the help she and Hendry needed in the gloaming of their lives should come from her beloved son, and the neighbours esteemed⁹ Jamie because he was good to his mother. Jess had more humour than any other woman I have known while Leeby was but sparingly endowed; yet, as the month neared its close, it was the daughter who put on the humorist, Jess thinking money too serious a thing to jest about. Then if Leeby had a moment for gossip, as when ironing a dickey for Hendry, and the iron was a trifle too hot, she would look archly at me before addressing her mother in these words:
 
"Will he send, think ye?"
 
Jess, who had a conviction that he would send, affected¹⁰ surprise at the question.
 
"Will Jamie send this month, do ye mean? Na, oh, losh no! it's no to be expeckit. Na, he couldna do't this time."
 
"That's what ye aye say, but he aye sends. Yes, an' vara weel ye ken¹¹ 'at he will send."
 
"Na, na, Leeby; dinna let me ever think o' sic a thing this month."
 
"As if ye wasna thinkin' o't day an' nicht!"
 
"He's terrible mindfu', Leeby, but he doesna hae't. Na, no this month; mebbe next month."
 
"Do you mean to tell me, mother, 'at ye'll no be up oot o' yer bed on Monunday an hour afore yer usual time, lookin' for the post?"
 
"Na, no this time. I may be up, an' tak a look for 'im, but no expeckin' a registerdy; na, na, that wouldna be reasonable."
 
"Reasonable here, reasonable there, up you'll be, keekin' (peering) through the blind to see if the post's comin', ay, an' what's mair, the post will come, and a registerdy in his hand wi' fifteen shillings in't at the least."
 
"Dinna say fifteen, Leeby; I would never think o' sic a sum. Mebbe five—"
 
"Five! I wonder to hear ye. Vera weel you ken 'at since he had twenty-twa shillings in the week he's never sent less than half a sovereign."
 
"No, but we canna expeck—"
 
"Expeck! No, but it's no expeck, it's get."
 
On the Monday morning when I came downstairs, Jess was in her chair by the window, beaming, a piece of paper in her hand. I did not require to be told about it, but I was told. Jess had been up before Leeby could get the fire lit, with great difficulty reaching the window in her bare feet, and many a time had she said that the post must be by.
 
"Havers," said Leeby, "he winna be for an hour yet. Come awa' back to your bed."
 
"Na, he maun be by," Jess would say in a few minutes; "ou, we couldna expeck this month."
 
So it went on until Jess's hand shook the blind.
 
"He's comin', Leeby, he's comin'. He'll no hae naething, na, I couldna expeck—— He's by!"
 
"I dinna believe it," cried Leeby, running to the window, "he's juist at his tricks again."
 
This was in reference to a way our saturnine¹² post had of pretending that he brought no letters and passing the door. Then he turned back. "Mistress McQumpha," he cried, and whistled.
 
"Run, Leeby, run," said Jess, excitedly.
 
Leeby hastened to the door, and came back with a registered letter.
 
"Registerdy," she cried in triumph, and Jess, with fond hands, opened the letter. By the time I came down the money was hid away in a box beneath the bed, where not even Leeby could find it, and Jess was on her chair hugging the letter. She preserved all her registered envelopes.
 
This was the first time I had been in Thrums when Jamie was expected for his ten days' holiday, and for a week we discussed little else. Though he had written saying when he would sail for Dundee, there was quite a possibility of his appearing on the brae at any moment, for he liked to take Jess and Leeby by surprise. Hendry there was no surprising, unless he was in the mood for it, and the coolness of him was one of Jess's grievances¹³. Just two years earlier Jamie came north a week before his time, and his father saw him from the window. Instead of crying out in amazement¹⁴ or hacking¹⁵ his face, for he was shaving at the time. Henry calmly wiped his razor on the window-sill, and said—
 
"Ay, there's Jamie."
 
Jamie was a little disappointed at being seen in this way, for he had been looking forward for four and forty hours to repeating the sensation of the year before. On that occasion he had got to the door unnoticed, where he stopped to listen. I daresay he checked his breath, the better to catch his mother's voice, for Jess being an invalid¹⁶, Jamie thought of her first. He had Leeby sworn to write the truth about her, but many an anxious hour he had on hearing that she was "complaining fell (considerably) about her back the day," Leeby, as he knew, being frightened to alarm him. Jamie, too, had given his promise to tell exactly how he was keeping, but often he wrote that he was "fine" when Jess had her doubts. When Hendry wrote he spread himself over the table, and said that Jess was "juist about it," or "aff and on," which does not tell much. So Jamie hearkened painfully at the door, and by and by heard his mother say to Leeby that she was sure the teapot was running out. Perhaps that voice was as sweet to him as the music of a maiden¹⁷ to her lover, but Jamie did not rush into his mother's arms. Jess has told me with a beaming face how craftily¹⁸ he behaved. The old man, of lungs that shook Thrums by night, who went from door to door selling firewood, had a way of shoving doors rudely open and crying—
 
"Ony rozetty roots?" and him Jamie imitated.
 
"Juist think," Jess said, as she recalled the incident, "what a startle we got. As we think, Pete kicks open the door and cries oot, 'Ony rozetty roots?' and Leeby says 'No,' and gangs to shut the door. Next minute she screeches¹⁹, 'What, what, what!' and in walks Jamie!"
 
Jess was never able to decide whether it was more delightful²⁰ to be taken aback in this way or to prepare for Jamie. Sudden excitement was bad for her according to Hendry, who got his medical knowledge second-hand^{21............}